Somebody get 911 on standby....

rudeguy

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I am using the stove! Probably the first time in 3 years that I have used one.

Here's hoping the rice turns out.
 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: Leros
Bobbing for rice!

bobbing for fries is more fun.

don't bob for fries in hot vat it really hurts bad and so do skin grafts

first hand experience?

i work at burger king making flame broiled whoppers

is bobbing for fries like a requirement to get hired there or something?
 

keird

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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: Leros
Bobbing for rice!

bobbing for fries is more fun.

don't bob for fries in hot vat it really hurts bad and so do skin grafts

first hand experience?

i work at burger king making flame broiled whoppers

is bobbing for fries like a requirement to get hired there or something?

It just looks like that 'cause of all the zits.
 

venkman

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: Leros
Bobbing for rice!

bobbing for fries is more fun.

don't bob for fries in hot vat it really hurts bad and so do skin grafts

first hand experience?

i work at burger king making flame broiled whoppers

ding! fries are done
 

rudeguy

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Rice turned out ok. My plan to cook the hamburger in the pan that had the bacon grease in it was not well thought out. I thought it would add flavor, I didn't consider that grease would be flying at my face with such speed.
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: keird
Originally posted by: pontifex
is bobbing for fries like a requirement to get hired there or something?

It just looks like that 'cause of all the zits.
I'd expect bobbing for fries to be the cure for zits.
:D


Rudeguy: I've cooked things without destroying any buildings or causing any fires. Sure I've had stuff boil over already (I've even screwed up Cream of Wheat at least twice already), but no property damage has resulted.
I'll pit my kitchen ineptitude against yours any day. :p




 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: Farang
how has there not been an oral sex reference yet. atot you disappoint.

i really don't want to know what kind of shenanigans you get up to in the kitchen