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No Lifer
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in
front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know, dear,"
she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all
wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my butt is hanging out
a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to
her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better
about myself."
He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft,
thoughtful voice, "Well, ..there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
Services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 at St
Anselm's Memorial Chapel. Female friends of the family are invited.
front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know, dear,"
she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all
wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my butt is hanging out
a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to
her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better
about myself."
He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft,
thoughtful voice, "Well, ..there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
Services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 at St
Anselm's Memorial Chapel. Female friends of the family are invited.
