Some thoughts about knowledge?. :)

[helpme]

Some thoughts about knowledge?

Knowledge is power
But power corrupts
Corruption is a crime
And crime doesn?t pay
Therefore, the more you know, the less you?ll make

In case you?re wondering why ignorance rises to the executive level, there is a simple explanation that is also mathematical proof.

Knowledge is power
Time is money
And as every engineer knows

Power = work/time

If knowledge = power, and time = money, then

Knowledge = work/money

Solving for money we get:

Money = work/knowledge

Thus money approaches infinity as knowledge approaches 0, regardless of the work done.*

What this means is: the less you know, the more you?ll make

*If work done approaches 0 at the same rate as knowledge, they make 1 dollar

 

[GoldenBear]

HAHAHAHHAHAHH, that was awesome.

 

[helpme]

It's mighty funny when you're in calc or physics class

 

[GoldenBear]

Bump for an awesome joke..

 

[yakko]

hehe

 

[DannyLove]

the president of the united states, ladies and gentlemens,

 

[helpme]

He does not make a hugeamount of money though.

 

[Viper GTS]

The POTUS makes virtually nothing, considering the level of responsibility he has. Think about it, the leader of the free world makes $400K? That's f'd up.

Viper GTS

 

[helpme]

but then his living expenses are paid for.... how much does that make?

 

[konichiwa]

Viper

It's not like he has many living costs, however. He gets a free mansion, free food, I'm sure he gets 99% of whatever he wants free. It's like 400grand spending cash.

 

[Scrapster]

Nice.

 

[konichiwa]

Nice syllogism....unfortunately, it's actually a sophism (something which appears to be truly logical, but is fallacious)

The relationships between mental functionings (knowledge) don't operate on the same principles as phsyical functionings (power and time).

Furthermore, the equation of knowledge = power is actually contingent upon its use, therefore, the "use" of knowledge "can be" power.

Probably more than you wanted right? The joke is still funny.

 

[helpme]

Going a little too much in depth for me

 

[dennilfloss]

koni,

The POTUS also gets free BJs.

It's All Coming Back To Me Now (Céline Dion)

 

[konichiwa]

Oh. Hehe.

 

[helpme]

POTUS = President Of The United States

 

[dennilfloss]

POTHEAD=Previous POTUS
DOOFUS=Current POTUS.

Let The Good Times Roll (The Cars)

 

[Mister T]

<<And crime doesn?t pay>>

Yea it does
only the dumb people get caught.