Some surprises suck - Building got hit by a car

Jeff7

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Just sitting here, typing an e-mail on my laptop, watching MST3K, waiting for Acronis True Image to back up my PC.

LOUD BOOM!!!!

Half of my kitchen cabinets fly open.

So I head around to the front of the building - it's a deli/general store on the front side. A car had run into the building, denting the front of it in about 2 full feet.
The person in the store had called the store owner (my landlord's son), and he was going to contact his insurance company. My landlord will probably stop by.

The collision was on a wall about 20-30 feet away, but my kitchen wall's paneling has been popped out, and all the dust behind it got blasted out by the concussive force.

Not even 5 minutes later, a TV crew is outside, as well as a fire truck.


This is the second collision this building has endured. The first was a tree falling gently on it a few months ago.

The tree, my PC's registry dying, now a car hitting the building. I wonder what great things are still in store.

Maybe my microwave will create a micro-black hole tomorrow morning.



Store front
The pavement visible there is a small parking lot, so the person had to pull into the parking lot first, and then drive over the sidewalk, and then still smash into the store.

Location of my kitchen wall.
The crash was just around the corner from the Pizza sign.

Busted-out paneling

Broken ceiling trim.

Broken ceiling trim, different angle
Note the awesome worksmanship on that corner there.

 

Ns1

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Are you gonna make a spreadsheet?


*moment of genius*

maybe you can build a spreadsheet for Casio's posts too
 

buck

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Originally posted by: Jeff7
Just sitting here, typing an e-mail on my laptop, watching MST3K, waiting for Acronis True Image to back up my PC.

LOUD BOOM!!!!

Half of my kitchen cabinets fly open.

So I head around to the front of the building - it's a deli/general store on the front side. A car had run into the building, denting the front of it in about 2 full feet.
The person in the store had called the store owner (my landlord's son), and he was going to contact his insurance company. My landlord will probably stop by.

The collision was on a wall about 20-30 feet away, but my kitchen wall's paneling has been popped out, and all the dust behind it got blasted out by the concussive force.

Not even 5 minutes later, a TV crew is outside, as well as a fire truck.


This is the second collision this building has endured. The first was a tree falling gently on it a few months ago.

The tree, my PC's registry dying, now a car hitting the building. I wonder what great things are still in store.

Maybe my microwave will create a micro-black hole tomorrow morning.

How gently?
 

Jeff7

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Edit: Pics pending, once I find the CF->USB adapter.
The wall here's not much to see.

The tree - it was maybe 3 feet from the building, and it fell against an aluminum awning over a window, which slowed its tilt. It was still anchored in the ground at the time, but apparently not firmly enough.

MST3K - Jack Frost.



Ns1 - no spreadsheet. Even my spreadsheets can't fix this. I feel so powerless. :(
And Casio's posts crash Excel.

 

Jeff7

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Bluish car.....I think it was 2 door, but not sure. I didn't take a good look at the car. It didn't look like it was damaged much.

Woman driving, maybe in her 40s. There was someone in the passenger seat, maybe her son.

Pics are uploading to bbzzdd.com. My connection is pretty slow though.

(Pics are of the damage, dammit, not the woman.)

 

Born2bwire

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Jeff7

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Not anymore, apparently. :p


The soft ice cream machine was right in the line of fire.

 

Jeff7

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Plenty of ice cream right here in my freezer though.:)
And what's this? Dark-chocolate M&M's too? In French Vanilla ice cream? And only $3.33 for a whole half gallon of it? :D

(I've only bought the soft ice cream there once. Sure it's good, but I can get lots more ice cream from the grocery store for the same price. I'm not cheap. I'm monetarily efficient.)



Originally posted by: mugs
Was she hot?
Alas, I didn't get a good look; she was standing on the other side of the aisle. Insufficient data for an accurate MILFometer reading.

 

Jeff7

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Yes, you read it right.

I would assume that they are balls, made of pepperoni.

You know....pepperoni balls.

Apparently. :p

Some black guy who worked there talked about salty chocolate balls. Then I saw him walking out of the store one day, rambling about Scientology, and I haven't heard from him since.


I really don't shop there often though. I have probably bought things there fewer than 10 times in just over a year of living here.
Their prices are kind of high, and their selection of grocery items is of course limited.

 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: Jeff7
Plenty of ice cream right here in my freezer though.:)
And what's this? Dark-chocolate M&M's too? In French Vanilla ice cream? And only $3.33 for a whole half gallon of it? :D

(I've only bought the soft ice cream there once. Sure it's good, but I can get lots more ice cream from the grocery store for the same price. I'm not cheap. I'm monetarily efficient.)

You can't compare home-freezer ice cream to soft serve, dude.
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
You can't compare home-freezer ice cream to soft serve, dude.
Yeah that's right, I did, big whoop, wanna fight about it?

It's the cheap version of an M&M blizzard.

Plus, leave ice cream out at room temp for a few minutes, stir it around, and it's about the same consistency as soft ice cream. And the slight difference in taste just isn't worth the expense.

If you've seen previous threads on my "taste," you'd understand this.
Well, maybe not "understand" exactly; maybe the word "expect" would be more accurate.

 

Firebot

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As soon as I saw a thread saying 'building got hit by a car' before even opening it, I instantly thought, a woman driver. Sure enough, my stereotype, as always, was vindicated:).