I was very young and naive when I posted this one... boy is it funny looking back
What to get my girlfriend for valentines day?
This next one was actually posted by Monel Funkawitz and I just thought it was hilarious.
"I'm going outside to blow some stuff up..."
Here we've got some Tales from the bar...
And finally a joke... What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
What to get my girlfriend for valentines day?
<< i cant believe that no one has suggested a pearl necklace. >>
She's 18. Why would an 18 y/o want pearls? Besides, I'm a poor univeristy student!
This next one was actually posted by Monel Funkawitz and I just thought it was hilarious.
"I'm going outside to blow some stuff up..."
I don't have a grenade flip sight, so I mounted a M16A3 upper flat top carry handle with a sight on top of my M16A2 upper carry handle with a Weaver base. It works pretty well. I can get them in in a 15ft area to where I want them to land. I had to remove some stuff on it. With the silencer, fully loaded 40 round mag, launcher, tac scope, green dot lazer sight, bayonet, yadda yadda it gets too damn heavy. It is hard now to keep where you want it.
Here we've got some Tales from the bar...
...I got my jacket and started to leave... *THUD*
Some girl passes out right beside me and hit her head on the table. She's on the ground, her eyes are open, but they are all rolled back into her head (all you could see was white). It was freaky as hell cause she looked like she was dead. Then she started having siezures, so I left....
And finally a joke... What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A... click the link cause I'm not ruining it for you