Some retarded things today....

alkemyst

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Crossing the street at publix a girl in her car jumps the stop sign while I am just stepping off the sidewalk and guns it in the oncoming lane....I clip her with my cart as first I am trying to get out of her way, and didn't expect her to try and zoom around me.

Calls me a stupid beloved patriot mutha f....r, I ask her if we should call the police to see who is the stupid one in this situation or does she want to get her people :) Bunch of old people had gathered around calling her insane and other names ;)

In the checkout line, I notice North Korea is planning a mission to the sun....they are planning on landing at night because 'it'll be so cool!'...jesus...Weekly World News I know is not newsworthy, but I thought they tried to at least sound like news.

And then finally I am getting ready to pull into my driveway (blinker is on and I am slowing down) and the idiot coming in oncoming lane jumps in front of me and pulls in my driveway. I am off a semi main road so I have nowhere to go....he is chatting on a cell phone as I come up to his window. Tells me he will be done in a minute....I tell him to go find another place to talk...I can't leave my car on the road and he was taking up the whole driveway (pulled in on an angle)....acted as if I was inconveniencing him as he pulled out and sped off
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I got to pick up two suits later on after my couch gets delivered....hopefully it will be smoother.

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Fausto

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Originally posted by: alkemyst
Crossing the street at publix a girl in her car jumps the stop sign while I am just stepping off the sidewalk and guns it in the oncoming lane....I clip her with my cart as first I am trying to get out of her way, and didn't expect her to try and zoom around me.

Calls me a stupid beloved patriot mutha f....r, I ask her if we should call the police to see who is the stupid one in this situation or does she want to get her people :) Bunch of old people had gathered around calling her insane and other names ;)

In the checkout line, I notice North Korea is planning a mission to the sun....they are planning on landing at night because 'it'll be so cool!'...jesus...Weekly World News I know is not newsworthy, but I thought they tried to at least sound like news.

And then finally I am getting ready to pull into my driveway (blinker is on and I am slowing down) and the idiot coming in oncoming lane jumps in front of me and pulls in my driveway. I am off a semi main road so I have nowhere to go....he is chatting on a cell phone as I come up to his window. Tells me he will be done in a minute....I tell him to go find another place to talk...I can't leave my car on the road and he was taking up the whole driveway (pulled in on an angle)....acted as if I was inconveniencing him as he pulled out and sped off
rolleye.gif


I got to pick up two suits later on after my couch gets delivered....hopefully it will be smoother.

Å
Cliff's Notes

[*] I live in Florida.

:p

 

Ogg

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Originally posted by: alkemyst
Crossing the street at publix a girl in her car jumps the stop sign while I am just stepping off the sidewalk and guns it in the oncoming lane....I clip her with my cart as first I am trying to get out of her way, and didn't expect her to try and zoom around me.

Calls me a stupid beloved patriot mutha f....r, I ask her if we should call the police to see who is the stupid one in this situation or does she want to get her people :) Bunch of old people had gathered around calling her insane and other names ;)

In the checkout line, I notice North Korea is planning a mission to the sun....they are planning on landing at night because 'it'll be so cool!'...jesus...Weekly World News I know is not newsworthy, but I thought they tried to at least sound like news.

And then finally I am getting ready to pull into my driveway (blinker is on and I am slowing down) and the idiot coming in oncoming lane jumps in front of me and pulls in my driveway. I am off a semi main road so I have nowhere to go....he is chatting on a cell phone as I come up to his window. Tells me he will be done in a minute....I tell him to go find another place to talk...I can't leave my car on the road and he was taking up the whole driveway (pulled in on an angle)....acted as if I was inconveniencing him as he pulled out and sped off
rolleye.gif


I got to pick up two suits later on after my couch gets delivered....hopefully it will be smoother.

Å


Well you are a stupid beloved patriot mfer:p........

Into your own driveway....at a house? or a common drive?


I was starting to wonder where youve been...... :eek:
Have you gone to the darkside and begun posting only at night:D
 

alkemyst

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I am in the West Palm Beach area, near (<1mile to) the intercoastal)...

The driveway is a private one, two spaces in front of the apartment I rent which is a house type driveway. Definitely not a public one.

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BooGiMaN

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judging from your previous posts on how you soemtimes settle things in a violent manner i am surprised you didn't beat him or that chick up.
 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
judging from your previous posts on how you soemtimes settle things in a violent manner i am surprised you didn't beat him or that chick up.

The chick I seriously contemplated about dragging out of her car, but there was too many people around...she was shaking her head and laughing about it too...the old folks were more pissed at the time than I was...

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