ConstipatedVigilante

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So today some guy tried to bring his dogs to shit on our lawn. When my mom saw him, she told him sternly, "You can't bring your dogs through here. This is private property." He said hi and tried to give her a handshake with his dogshit-covered hand. Then he said he lived next door and the old neighbors used to let him cross through their yard. My mom told him that we don't let people bring their dogs to shit on our lawn - they can walk through the woods for a few feet. Then this guy just got pissed and walked off. I think he took it too hard.
 

Baked

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I would've released my liger and let it take care of the neighbor's chicken dog.
 

johnjohn320

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K...

Generally parodies (a) play on truths from the orignal thread, and (b) are funny.

But hey, to each their own.
 

shiner

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Someone needs to take you out back and beat the shit out of you for posting this terrible parody.
 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
So today some guy tried to bring his dogs to shit on our lawn. When my mom saw him, she told him sternly, "You can't bring your dogs through here. This is private property." He said hi and tried to give her a handshake with his dogshit-covered hand. Then he said he lived next door and the old neighbors used to let him cross through their yard. My mom told him that we don't let people bring their dogs to shit on our lawn - they can walk through the woods for a few feet. Then this guy just got pissed and walked off. I think he took it too hard.

Ahahahaha....Ahahahaha...Ahahahaha:roll:
 

skace

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I think the purpose of the parody has been lost.... it's humor in case you were wondering. (And you missed)
 

nerp

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So I have no life and resorted to posting parody threads on ATOT when I got banned. Dogshit I tell you.