Its the only way I can explain it.
My father, for the THIRD time in a row managed to get out of a traffic ticket. (last two times were for speeding)
This time I thought he had had it. He asked me to help him buy and install a new refridgerator. To get to Sears however, you must leave Dallas and pass through the dredded city of Addison. everyone has a city like this near where they live, a really small rich city that lives and dies by traffic tickets and commerce. Thats really all they have so you gotta be careful going through.
On the way back a cop pulled in behind him. He wasn't speeding but the cop pulls him over. I tell him, "this time you're busted. This is addison, no one gets out of a ticket here" It was at this moment, God flicks a booger my way. The cop had stopped him because his registration sticker was out of date and his emissions sticker was torn. (pickey little bastard but he was right)
After about a 2 min talk with the cop (who was a good guy, yet another blessing) he wasn't even given a written WARNING!!
The last time I was pulled over I was polite, I was curtious, I was given 3 tickets and she even asked me if I wanted more!
He just grins driving down the road. Little bastard. Its gotta be because he's a shrink and knows how to look sinscere.
I have to believe that, otherwise there is a God and he has favorites
My father, for the THIRD time in a row managed to get out of a traffic ticket. (last two times were for speeding)
This time I thought he had had it. He asked me to help him buy and install a new refridgerator. To get to Sears however, you must leave Dallas and pass through the dredded city of Addison. everyone has a city like this near where they live, a really small rich city that lives and dies by traffic tickets and commerce. Thats really all they have so you gotta be careful going through.
On the way back a cop pulled in behind him. He wasn't speeding but the cop pulls him over. I tell him, "this time you're busted. This is addison, no one gets out of a ticket here" It was at this moment, God flicks a booger my way. The cop had stopped him because his registration sticker was out of date and his emissions sticker was torn. (pickey little bastard but he was right)
After about a 2 min talk with the cop (who was a good guy, yet another blessing) he wasn't even given a written WARNING!!
The last time I was pulled over I was polite, I was curtious, I was given 3 tickets and she even asked me if I wanted more!
He just grins driving down the road. Little bastard. Its gotta be because he's a shrink and knows how to look sinscere.
I have to believe that, otherwise there is a God and he has favorites
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