Some people amaze me!

[ThePresence]

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BERLIN (Reuters) - A German court rejected a legal bid on Friday by an unemployed man who wanted the state to provide him with free pornography and trips to brothels because his wife is in Thailand.

The court in the southern town of Ansbach ruled that social services did not extend to satisfying the 43-year-old's sexual needs after he attempted to sue his local welfare office because it had refused to finance his appetite for prostitutes and porn.

"He wanted them to pay for four trips to the brothel a month, eight porn films a month, plus condoms," said court spokesman Peter Burgdorf. "He also wanted some sort of appliance for self-gratification to use when watching porn."

The man had earlier asked the Foreign Ministry to fly his wife back from her native Thailand, to which she had returned in 2002, saying that he could not afford the ticket.

"He said he needed the services to keep himself fit and healthy because his wife wasn't available," said Burgdorf. "Now he's planning to contest the decision in the court of appeal."

 

[dpm]

Where did he get the idea that the government should pay?

and where does he get the money for lawyers?

 

[rudder]

He should come to the U.S. and sue Hustler magazine for making him a porn addict. If Mcdonalds makes people fat, why not.

 

[PanzerIV]

Not only is this incredibly outlandish, this man truly has no shame. He had to, with a straight face, make these claims in front of a judge and onlookers. This is one seriously deluded individual. 😀

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: rudder
He should come to the U.S. and sue Hustler magazine for making him a porn addict. If Mcdonalds makes people fat, why not.

Sadly, he will probably win!

 

[ajpa123]

He just needs to get a job and/or a life!

 

[nick1985]

if he came to america our courts would probably rule in his favor

 

[Lash444]

He just needs to get a JOB

Well thats precisely what hes trying to do.

 

[dquan97]

It makes me wonder why his wife left

 

[JetsFanatic]

Originally posted by: rudder
He should come to the U.S. and sue Hustler magazine for making him a porn addict. If Mcdonalds makes people fat, why not.

Good one

 

[CPA]

Germany is just loaded with nuts.

 

[Toasthead]

Originally posted by: dpm
Where did he get the idea that the government should pay?

and where does he get the money for lawyers?

he is probably representing himself..i mean where would you find a lawyer who would take this case?

 

[PatboyX]

Originally posted by: Toasthead

Originally posted by: dpm
Where did he get the idea that the government should pay?

and where does he get the money for lawyers?

he is probably representing himself..i mean where would you find a lawyer who would take this case?

ill take it!

 

[Amused]

He also wanted some sort of appliance for self-gratification to use when watching porn

Alrighty then.

 

[freegeeks]

LOL

 

[Jackhammerz]

Originally posted by: rudder
He should come to the U.S. and sue Hustler magazine for making him a porn addict. If Mcdonalds makes people fat, why not.

Hey it could work. Maybe I should try it. Sure beats visits from Handrea.

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: ThePresence
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BERLIN (Reuters) - A German court rejected a legal bid on Friday by an unemployed man who wanted the state to provide him with free pornography and trips to brothels because his wife is in Thailand.

The court in the southern town of Ansbach ruled that social services did not extend to satisfying the 43-year-old's sexual needs after he attempted to sue his local welfare office because it had refused to finance his appetite for prostitutes and porn.

"He wanted them to pay for four trips to the brothel a month, eight porn films a month, plus condoms," said court spokesman Peter Burgdorf. "He also wanted some sort of appliance for self-gratification to use when watching porn."

The man had earlier asked the Foreign Ministry to fly his wife back from her native Thailand, to which she had returned in 2002, saying that he could not afford the ticket.

"He said he needed the services to keep himself fit and healthy because his wife wasn't available," said Burgdorf. "Now he's planning to contest the decision in the court of appeal."

 

[OZEE]

Originally posted by: dpm
Where did he get the idea that the government should pay?

He got the idea from liberal Americans....