Q: Why does Osama always carry a rock in
his pocket?
A: It's his photo ID
Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
A: Duck
Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see
Rubble.
Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom
boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.
Q: What does Osama bin laden and General
Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those
Tomahawks are coming from!
Q: What's the difference between the Taliban
and a bucket of mud?
A: The bucket
Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.
Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in
common?
A: Nothing, yet.
his pocket?
A: It's his photo ID
Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
A: Duck
Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see
Rubble.
Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom
boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.
Q: What does Osama bin laden and General
Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those
Tomahawks are coming from!
Q: What's the difference between the Taliban
and a bucket of mud?
A: The bucket
Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.
Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in
common?
A: Nothing, yet.
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