Some one HAS to go.. (A Brutuskend JOKE)

[Brutuskend]

Business conditions forced an executive to get rid of one of his staff. He narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. They were both equally
qualified and both did excellent work so he decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go.

Debra came in the next morning, hung-over after partying the night before. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the executive approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like sh!t."

 

[hollowman]

lmao. like always!

 

[Spooner]

heard that before... funny

 

[Stallion]

Classic. Keep them coming Brutuskend.

 

[Evadman]

har har.

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me...I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "what is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box,it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

"Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee,then.................. let's put all the frosted flakes back in the box."

 

[RU482]

excellent!!

 

[amdskip]

Both old but great

 

[prodigy]

Originally posted by: redly1
excellent!!