Some Old Chinese Proverbs

[Grasshopper27]

"Soldier who run in front of car, get tired"

"Soldier who run behind car, get exhausted"

"Passionate kiss like spiders web - soon lead to undoing of fly."

"Foolish Soldier give wife grand piano. Wise Soldier give wife upright organ."

"Soldier who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok"

"Soldier who scratches ass should not bite fingernails."

"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."

"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left."

"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat-house."

"Soldier who sleep in cat-house by day, sleep in doghouse by night."

"Soldier who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night."

"Soldier who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out."

"It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."

"Soldier who drive like hell, bound to get there!"

"Soldier who sit on tack get point?"

"Soldier who lives in glass house should change in basement"

"He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs."

"Baseball is wrong, Soldier with four balls cannot walk."

 

[axelfox]

"Man who sleeps with itchy butt wakes up with smelly finger."

 

[prodigy]

Confucius Say:

- Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day

- Man who masturbate in cash register come across money

- It is good for boy to meet girl in park. It is better for boy to park meat in girl

- He who go to bed with sex on mind, wake up with solution in hand

 

[Iron Woode]

- woman who douce with vinegar walk around with sour puss.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.



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[rudder]

it is far better to burp it and taste it, than to fart it and waste it.