Some jerk asked my girlfriend out on a date!!

[Shockwave]

So, my girlfriend is a hair stylist right? Well guess what? Some little punk has the audacity to ask her out! Not a big deal, she doesnt really wear a sign or anything. But, after she told him she was taken he persists! :|
Man, if I find this guy I'm gonna gel his face to match his hairgel!
Fortunately, my g/f invited him out to a "houseparty". Yeah, lets hope he walks in about 30 deep, otherwise me n the boys gonna mess this foo up!

 

[conjur]

LOL

8/10 on the parody meter.

 

[Encryptic]

Beat his ass, Seabass!

 

[loup garou]

4/10

EDIT: Changed to 10 pt scale.

 

[Descartes]

I give it a 1.

 

[Lonyo]

Teh parody is teh funnay!

 

[maziwanka]

hahahahahahahahahha

 

[Shockwave]

Originally posted by: Descartes
I give it a 1.

Awww come on, cut me SOME slack, it was my first parody!

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: Descartes
I give it a 1.

 

[JHoNNy1OoO]

LMAO!

 

[NorthRiver]

Your girlfriend likes him enough to invite him to a houseparty.

 

[anxi80]

lol, i liked the line about him rolling about 30 deep. for that, ill give the parody a 7.5/10

 

[waylman]

lol, pretty good. Rarely, do parodies even make me smile.

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: Shockwave

Originally posted by: Descartes
I give it a 1.

Awww come on, cut me SOME slack, it was my first parody!

5 max, and that's with pity.

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: Shockwave
So, my girlfriend is a hari stylist right? Well guess what? Some little punk has the audacity to ask her out! Not a big deal, she doesnt really wear a sign or anything. But, after she told him she was taken he persist! :|
Man, is I find this guy I'm gonna gel his face to match his hairgel!
Fortunately, my g/f invited him out to a "houseparty". Yeah, lets hope he walks in about 30 deep, otherwise me n the boys gonna mess this foo up!

Aside from the dyslexia, that was pretty good.

 

[stso]

:camera:?

 

[FoBoT]

these paradoy threads are freaking me out :sun:

 

[RagingBITCH]

Please stop.

 

[Shockwave]

Originally posted by: Moralpanic

Originally posted by: Shockwave
So, my girlfriend is a hari stylist right? Well guess what? Some little punk has the audacity to ask her out! Not a big deal, she doesnt really wear a sign or anything. But, after she told him she was taken he persist! :|
Man, is I find this guy I'm gonna gel his face to match his hairgel!
Fortunately, my g/f invited him out to a "houseparty". Yeah, lets hope he walks in about 30 deep, otherwise me n the boys gonna mess this foo up!

Aside from the dyslexia, that was pretty good.

Fixed. I'm gettin over a cold right now and my typing iznt wat it usd to bee

 

[yobarman]

Understanding whats going on in this thread makes me realize that im spending too much time here already...


I'm going to the gym...

 

[upsciLLion]

Har. Har. Har.

ups

 

[cavemanmoron]

 

[NeoV]

I'm with Yobar on this one...