Some Interesting Thoughts on Golf ...

Brutuskend

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The following is not intended to offend fans of tennis, basketball, football, or baseball. It is, rather, an attempt to put everything in its proper perspective...

Ever wonder why golf is growing in popularity and why people who don't even play go to tournaments or watch it on TV? The following truisms may shed some light:

Golf is an honorable game, with the overwhelming majority of players being honorable people who don't need referees.

Golfers don't have some of their players in jail every week.

Golfers don't kick dirt on, or throw bottles at, other people.

Professional golfers are paid in direct proportion to how well they play.

Golfers don't get per diem and two seats on a charter flight when they travel between tournaments.

Golfers don't hold out for more money, or demand new contracts, because of another player's deal.

Professional golfers don't demand that the taxpayers pay for the courses on which they play.

When golfers make a mistake, nobody is there to cover for them or back them.

The PGA raises more money for charity in 1 year than the NFL does in 2.

You can watch the best golfers in the world up close, at any tournament, including the majors, all day every day for $25 or $30. The cost for even a nosebleed seat at the Super Bowl costs around $300 or more, unless you buy from scalpers, in which case it's $1,000+.

You can bring a picnic lunch to the tournament golf course, watch the best in the world, and not spend a small fortune on food and drink.

Try that at one of the taxpayer funded baseball or football stadiums. If you bring a soft drink into a ballpark, they'll give you two options -- get rid of it or leave.

In golf you cannot fail 70% of the time and make $9 million a season, like the best baseball hitters (300 batting average) do.

Golf doesn't change its rules to attract fans.

Golfers have to adapt to an entirely new playing area each week.

Golfers keep their clothes on while they are being interviewed.

Golf doesn't have free agency.

In their prime, Palmer, Norman, and other stars, would shake your hand and say they were happy to meet you. In his prime, Jose Canseco wore T-shirts that read "Leave Me Alone."

You can hear birds chirping on the golf course during a tournament.

At a golf tournament, (unlike at taxpayer-funded sports stadiums and arenas) you won't hear a steady stream of four letter words and nasty name-calling while you're hoping that no one spills beer on you.

Tiger hits a golf ball over twice as far as Barry Bonds hits a baseball.

Golf courses don't ruin the neighborhood.

And Finally:

Here's a little slice of golf history y that you might enjoy.

Why do golf courses have 18 holes -- not 20, or 10, or an even dozen?

During a discussion among the club's membership board at St. Andrews in 1858, a senior member pointed out that it takes exactly 18 shots to polish off a fifth of Scotch. By limiting himself to only one shot of Scotch per hole, the Scot figured a round of golf was finished when the bottle was.
 

James3shin

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haha, some good stuff. I have to admit though, Golf is boring to watch on TV, but a BLAST to play.
 

Mucho

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Your post is PC approved but it reminds me of an old joke

Q. What is the world smallest book?

A. Black people I've met while golfing.
 

purbeast0

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i love playing golf and watching golf. i just hope that my healing ankle doesn't affect me this season. i really want to get out and play but i still can't move my ankle to its full range, and twisting/turning it while swinging can't be good for it yet.
 

dethman

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Originally posted by: Mucho
Your post is PC approved but it reminds me of an old joke

Q. What is the world smallest book?

A. Black people I've met while golfing.

lol.
 

Patt

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Golf is a sport ... not a terribly cardiovascular sport, but a sport nonetheless. I can play 36 holes in a day, and be pretty exhausted by the end of it, partially due to the fact that I always walk, part due to the mental gymnastics required to play at a high level.

I have my nose pressed up against the window several times a day to gauge how fast the snow is melting so I can get out there to play. Spent an hour last night chipping golf balls in my back yard for my dog to retrieve off of the ice. Not quite the same, but I am ready.

Edit: oh and I can watch it all day on TV ... don't know why, but maybe it is the older I get, and the more I play, the more I appreciate the pro's skillsets.
 

dethman

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Originally posted by: Patt
Golf is a sport ... not a terribly cardiovascular sport, but a sport nonetheless. I can play 36 holes in a day, and be pretty exhausted by the end of it, partially due to the fact that I always walk, part due to the mental gymnastics required to play at a high level.

I have my nose pressed up against the window several times a day to gauge how fast the snow is melting so I can get out there to play. Spent an hour last night chipping golf balls in my back yard for my dog to retrieve off of the ice. Not quite the same, but I am ready.

Edit: oh and I can watch it all day on TV ... don't know why, but maybe it is the older I get, and the more I play, the more I appreciate the pro's skillsets.

i should get a dog, if for the sole purpose of retrieving golf balls i hit.
 

Patt

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Originally posted by: dethman
Originally posted by: Patt
Golf is a sport ... not a terribly cardiovascular sport, but a sport nonetheless. I can play 36 holes in a day, and be pretty exhausted by the end of it, partially due to the fact that I always walk, part due to the mental gymnastics required to play at a high level.

I have my nose pressed up against the window several times a day to gauge how fast the snow is melting so I can get out there to play. Spent an hour last night chipping golf balls in my back yard for my dog to retrieve off of the ice. Not quite the same, but I am ready.

Edit: oh and I can watch it all day on TV ... don't know why, but maybe it is the older I get, and the more I play, the more I appreciate the pro's skillsets.

i should get a dog, if for the sole purpose of retrieving golf balls i hit.

Best thing I've done with him training wise. He doesn't chew them up obsessively, and can almost get to my lob wedge shots before they hit the ground. Haven't hit anything further yet to test him, but plan on trying soon! :)
 

purbeast0

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Originally posted by: Patt
Golf is a sport ... not a terribly cardiovascular sport, but a sport nonetheless. I can play 36 holes in a day, and be pretty exhausted by the end of it, partially due to the fact that I always walk, part due to the mental gymnastics required to play at a high level.

I have my nose pressed up against the window several times a day to gauge how fast the snow is melting so I can get out there to play. Spent an hour last night chipping golf balls in my back yard for my dog to retrieve off of the ice. Not quite the same, but I am ready.

Edit: oh and I can watch it all day on TV ... don't know why, but maybe it is the older I get, and the more I play, the more I appreciate the pro's skillsets.

i love to watch it too. i think it is appreciating the skills that it takes. i also enjoy watchin git because you are always seeing someone hit, its not like you are waiting and watching one person, it shows you everyone so there is always something going on.

but if you don't play golf, then i can understand why you wouldn't enjoy watching it. one thing however, i have introduced golf to about 10 people (actually going to the range with them for the first time) and EVERY ONE of them has loved it and gone back for more.

and about 5/10 of those people were black :p.