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Some guy poured sour milk all over my truck?!

StinkyPinky

StinkyPinky

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Hey guys, I'm a delivery guy and the most horrible thing happened to me today. I was delivering a fleshlight to some guys house and while in the process of delivering it to him, his friends snuck into my truck and poured sour milk all over the interior!

I was pretty outraged and asked what the hell he was doing, and he said it was in revenge for me going for a pee in his yard on an earlier delivery. I tried to explain to him that I have a genetic disorder where I must pee every 15 minutes or my scrotum becomes ingrown, but no luck! Anyway, it got testy and we got into a fight and I gave his friend a black eye and beat him with the fleshlight.

I've called the cops but the owner has run off somewhere. I'm really upset right now and don't know what to do! My van smells like vomit and all the packages inside it are ruined, including experimental medicine I was supposed to deliver to a local hospital to hopefully save the life of a 3 year old girl.

There are some real weirdos around, please watch your back! This could happen to you. 🙁
 
Originally posted by: StinkyPinky
Hey guys, I'm a delivery guy and the most horrible thing happened to me today. I was delivering a fleshlight to some guys house and while in the process of delivering it to him, his friends snuck into my truck and poured sour milk all over the interior!

I was pretty outraged and asked what the hell he was doing, and he said it was in revenge for me going for a pee in his yard on an earlier delivery. I tried to explain to him that I have a genetic disorder where I must pee every 15 minutes or my scrotum becomes ingrown, but no luck! Anyway, it got testy and we got into a fight and I gave his friend a black eye and beat him with the fleshlight.

I've called the cops but the owner has run off somewhere. I'm really upset right now and don't know what to do! My van smells like vomit and all the packages inside it are ruined, including experimental medicine I was supposed to deliver to a local hospital to hopefully save the life of a 3 year old girl.

There are some real weirdos around, please watch your back! This could happen to you. 🙁
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