Some gremlin is stealing our workplace pens!

[maddogchen]

I swear I probably misplace 1-3 black or blue pens a day. So since I've worked here a while, the office should have many black or blue pens lying around. But no! Everytime I look for a pen its red, and then off to the storage room I go again. And I'm not the only one at my workplace who thinks so too. So the conclusion we've reached after our initial investigation:

Some gremlin is stealing our pens, or some warlock is changing them to red. :shocked:

 

[Cheetah8799]

Maybe someone you work with has some psychological problem with collecting and hording black and blue pens...

edit: setup a web cam with some pens in front of it and try to see who is doing it. Hide the cam a bit though...

 

[xospec1alk]

1. steal pens.
2. ...
3. PROFIT!

and i think its gnomes not gremlins

 

[maddogchen]

Originally posted by: xospec1alk
1. steal pens.
2. ...
3. PROFIT!

and i think its gnomes not gremlins

that could be true, i tend to mix up my creatures starting with g. gnomes, gremlins, goats, girls.

 

[meltdown75]

put some fried chicken next to the pens, i hear that royally fscks over the gremlins.

 

[Patt]

Do the webcam thing. Enable public viewing ... enjoy ATOT effect

 

[Bootprint]

Maybe someone is running a pen exchange, and trades people's red pens for a more office memo friendly colour pen.

 

[Train]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
put some fried chicken next to the pens, i hear that royally fscks over the gremlins.

only if they eat after midnight

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Train

Originally posted by: meltdown75
put some fried chicken next to the pens, i hear that royally fscks over the gremlins.

only if they eat after midnight

oh, correct you are. looks like they will be working overtime to catch these nasty pen thieves!

 

[MX2]

Its that skinny doofus down on the end who is doing it. I caught him out of the corner of my eye when everyone went to lunch.

 

[PlatinumGold]

Some gremlin is stealing our workplace pen!s

corrected for acuracy.

 

[ThisIsMatt]

check your bum

 

[Baked]

Amateurs. Order 10 boxes of Uni-Ball Grip, put them on eBay, profit.