Some Good Reasons to be a Guy...

[lokiju]

Originally posted by: Josh
Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Man I wish this were true

 

[FrustratedUser]

If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

:laugh: So true.

 

[illusion88]

Almost everyone I know has more than three pairs of shoes.
1. Tennis Shoes
2. Sandals
3. Dress Shoes
4. Work boots
5. Hiking boots
6. Skiing boots
7. Cycling shoes

excluding old shoes I can't get rid of because they still fit.

 

[confused1234]

"
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
"

not if your an ultra runner

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: lozina
pee standing up is the number one benefit

Unless you're the one who cleans the floor around the toilet. Peeing standing up leads to all kinds of spritzing from the urine stream breaking up into droplets which hit the toilet water in rapid succession.

Originally posted by: Strk

Originally posted by: lozina
pee standing up is the number one benefit

I can propose a good argument against that when first waking up.

Should I even ask?

 

[theprodigalrebel]

List missing the most important item: No PMS.

 

[Cloud Strife]

Originally posted by: Strk

Originally posted by: lozina
pee standing up is the number one benefit

I can propose a good argument against that when first waking up.

Bend over and adjust accordingly. 45 degrees is a good start usually.

 

[JS80]

I only disagree with the tank part.

 

[feelingshorter]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: Mwilding
I remember when my grandpappy bounced me on his knee and told me about when his grandfather first heard this bit when he was serving in the Union forces in the Civil War. Apparently, everyone laughed at the person who brought it up because everyone had heard it back in '23...

Lies! They didn't have email forwards back then!

Gezzes its THAT OLD!?

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: Mwilding
I remember when my grandpappy bounced me on his knee and told me about when his grandfather first heard this bit when he was serving in the Union forces in the Civil War. Apparently, everyone laughed at the person who brought it up because everyone had heard it back in '23...

Lies! They didn't have email forwards back then!

They had tanks back then???

 

[Zach]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: Mwilding
I remember when my grandpappy bounced me on his knee and told me about when his grandfather first heard this bit when he was serving in the Union forces in the Civil War. Apparently, everyone laughed at the person who brought it up because everyone had heard it back in '23...

Lies! They didn't have email forwards back then!

They had tanks back then???

yeah. they were called cisterns.

 

[Vegitto]

Three pair of shoes? THREE?

Originally posted by: illusion88
Almost everyone I know has more than three pairs of shoes.
1. Tennis Shoes
2. Sandals
3. Dress Shoes
4. Work boots
5. Hiking boots
6. Skiing boots
7. Cycling shoes

excluding old shoes I can't get rid of because they still fit.

Dude, what the fsck? I only have one pair of shoes.

1. Shoes.

 

[jonessoda]

The best reason to be a guy is the penis. That's it, really. Everything stems from that.

 

[jagec]

For me, it really boils down to one thing.

1) You can travel overseas.

That's plenty for me.

 

[Syringer]

3 for me, running/sports, casual, formal.

 

[Baked]

I was gonna say I only have 2 pairs of shoes, then I realize I have the dress shoes I never wear.

 

[Juice Box]

your body doesn't pour out blood for 5 days every month of every year.....