Some fvcktard is messing up my car.

Aug 16, 2001
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WTF!!

I spent a few hours cleaning the car yestererday, mmmmm shiny and nice.
Guess what happens today?

Some stupid fvcktard with a leafblower is cleaning the parkinglot blowing dirt and leaves all over the place!!!!
That moron made all cars on the lot look like shiat!
Aaaaah I could crush his nuts. What happened to the good old broom.


Aaah fvck!
 

dawks

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some kids were throwing rocks at my sisters driveway.. with my brand new civic sitting there.. i got a big scrape on my bumper.

her husband got a rock on his windsheild and one on his hood.. I thought I had it bad..

little peckers :|
 

pyonir

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Maybe he saw boobies and didn't realize he was blowing stuff all over your car?

;)
 

pyonir

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Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Originally posted by: pyonir
Maybe he saw boobies and didn't realize he was blowing stuff all over your car?

;)

The only part missing there is that he didn't hurt himself, YET!
:)

That's what you are for!
 
Aug 16, 2001
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Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Originally posted by: pyonir
Maybe he saw boobies and didn't realize he was blowing stuff all over your car?

;)

The only part missing there is that he didn't hurt himself, YET!
:)

That's what you are for!

Getting there, getting there.

<--- Evaluates the baseball bat collection.

 

Evadman

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/me cracks open bottle.

Cheers!

/me drinks beer
 

Mallow

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bah, thought you were talking about real car molestation.

Once someone in my apartment complex slashed the tires on my car. Thinking this was some drunk college student who wanted to have a little fun at my expense I decide to go buy some new damn tires. The next morning all four tires are slashed again! After that I set up a video camera to catch the bastage. Unfortunately he never did it again and he was never caught. Kind of anti-climatic eh?