Random Variable
Lifer
I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.
A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again.
The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in a bush with just his rear end showing.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.
In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
I saw two kangaroos having it off in the middle of the road. So I hit them, which caused me to ejaculate through the sunroof.
Q: What warning was given by you? A: Horn. Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo.
I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend reached over and grabbed my testicles so I lost control.
http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Insurance/Insurance.htm
A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again.
The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in a bush with just his rear end showing.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.
In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
I saw two kangaroos having it off in the middle of the road. So I hit them, which caused me to ejaculate through the sunroof.
Q: What warning was given by you? A: Horn. Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo.
I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend reached over and grabbed my testicles so I lost control.
http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Insurance/Insurance.htm
