Some duck hit my car last nite

[JulesMaximus]

So I'm out of town at a busniess function and I come out to move my car this morning, and I see that some fsking duck has bascially sideswiped my car, there are feathers all over the drivers side doors along their entire length and the mirror on the drivers side door has duck dung on it, also the front quarter panel has some down on it too.

i call my isurance company and i come to find out that I don't have duck coverage on my policy. Its just a crappy 99 camry but ya, this sucks.

I've been thinking about buying a new car, and this almost forces my hand, but I think i'll still try and stick it out until the 07 my cars comes out. My car drives fine, but it looks like a feather pillow now.

I'm laughing too hard to vacation you or even lock this thread. Just don't (giggle) do it again!

 

[shilala]

Thank God, finally a parody.
Jules for Elite!!!

 

[zoiks]

Sounds like a bastard.

 

[DaTT]

meh...... not bad. 3/10

 

[Goosemaster]

Sad really....that the duck hit your car in the middle of a busy street and no one heard the echo of it's beak breaking....

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

will Aflac cover it?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: shilala
Thank God, finally a parody.
Jules for Elite!!!

Never happen...I've been banned too many times. 🙁

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
will Aflac cover it?

:laugh:

 

[conjur]

<---- waits for the inevitable "A *** hit my car last nite" thread.

😉

 

[RichieZ]

:thumbsup: at least this is better than all the dick jokes in my thread

 

[aircooled]

I'm just here for the duck jokes.

 

[DaTT]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: shilala
Thank God, finally a parody.
Jules for Elite!!!

Never happen...I've been banned too many times. 🙁

And possibly again tonight.......... :Q

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
will Aflac cover it?

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

 

[bamacre]

OMGWTFBBQTEHDUCK

 

[imported_LoKe]

10/10 for use of duck.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: DaTT

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: shilala
Thank God, finally a parody.
Jules for Elite!!!

Never happen...I've been banned too many times. 🙁

And possibly again tonight.......... :Q

For one little parody thread? Where has all the fun gone? Seriously...🙁

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
will Aflac cover it?

LMFAO. :laugh:

- M4H

 

[So]

8/10

Good solid parody. Good idea, not rushed, not following a flood of other parodies!

:beer:/:beer: as well!

 

[So]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: DaTT

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: shilala
Thank God, finally a parody.
Jules for Elite!!!

Never happen...I've been banned too many times. 🙁

And possibly again tonight.......... :Q

For one little parody thread? Where has all the fun gone? Seriously...🙁

:music:Looooooong time passing...:music:

It's sad that a treasured part ot ATOT's culture -- the parody, is being wiped out by Mod-hunters. Soon the beloved parody will only be seen as a stuffing mounted on a mod's wall 🙁

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
will Aflac cover it?

:laugh:

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: shilala
Thank God, finally a parody.
Jules for Elite!!!

Seconded!

 

[JMWarren]

10/10 First parody to make me laugh in a while!

To the mods. it could be another repost of that damn christmas light video!