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Some crazy worker at the grocery accused me of stalking her.

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NuclearFusi0n

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Some crazy woman accused me of stalking her today. I walk into Vons, hit the oil aisle looking around, I can't find what i need, so I wander to the meat section and ask the lady restocking the meats "Where's the lard?" She replies "I've seen you everywhere I work!!" I'm like..."eh ok"
She goes off looking for lard and I follow her, and she starts asking me what my name is, I reply "Nuc" and she asks for my last name. At this point, I'm wondering wtf is going on. I'm like "huh why do you need my name?" "I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE STOP FOLLOWING ME, IVE SEEN YOU STALKING ME" I reply, "Lady, I just want some lard. I don't even know you"
"YES YOU DO STOP FOLLOWING ME" and I start going on about how I've never seen her before, and I don't know who the hell she is.
Finally the stupid lady goes back to the meat section, and about 3 feet from where I asked her for lard, there it was. I grab it and get the hell out of there.

I was tempted to complain to management but I didn't want to based on the off chance the worker would grab a 7 bone roast and stab me with it. 🙁

Sheesh, the things a man has to put up with just to get his cook on.
 
First you stalk the chick then you buy a couple pounds of greasy, slippery lard. :Q

I won't ask what you did when you got home. :roll:
 
Somehow the thought of an ATOT'er walking around saying "got lard?" is scary! :Q
 
I got accused of stealing a candy bar once. I was waiting for my friend to get out of the bathroom by deciding if I really wanted that Snickers bar or if I'd go with the Skittles, when the manager walks up to me and says "I can call the cops and they'd be here in minutes." He said I put the bar in my pocket and taken it out (why would I take it out?). There were also tons of people around me, making it kind of stupid to steal a candy bar and then wait there with them for a few minutes.

Needless to say I told the guy to fvck himself, and never went to that store again. Maybe I will one day so I can steal something.
 
Originally posted by: chrisms
I got accused of stealing a candy bar once. I was waiting for my friend to get out of the bathroom by deciding if I really wanted that Snickers bar or if I'd go with the Skittles, when the manager walks up to me and says "I can call the cops and they'd be here in minutes." He said I put the bar in my pocket and taken it out (why would I take it out?). There were also tons of people around me, making it kind of stupid to steal a candy bar and then wait there with them for a few minutes.

Needless to say I told the guy to fvck himself, and never went to that store again. Maybe I will one day so I can steal something.
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As long as you don't step outside, they can't arrest you for putting stuff in your pockets.

Try it, walk into a store, load yourself full of stuff, then unload it before you leave...
 
I got a tank filled with propane at a convenience store today. The young lady that helped me was practically sobbing. She was mumbling and talking to the tank and the fittings and ordering the propane to enter the tank without leakage. She reprimanded it for being too tight to twist apart after it just leaked some propane in apparent contradiction to being too tight.

She was shivering in the cold wind and I felt bad for her and offered her to wear my jacket for a minute if she wanted (she declined). I think she was hung over or something. It was rather uncomfortable.
 
Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n
Originally posted by: chrisms
I got accused of stealing a candy bar once. I was waiting for my friend to get out of the bathroom by deciding if I really wanted that Snickers bar or if I'd go with the Skittles, when the manager walks up to me and says "I can call the cops and they'd be here in minutes." He said I put the bar in my pocket and taken it out (why would I take it out?). There were also tons of people around me, making it kind of stupid to steal a candy bar and then wait there with them for a few minutes.

Needless to say I told the guy to fvck himself, and never went to that store again. Maybe I will one day so I can steal something.
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As long as you don't step outside, they can't arrest you for putting stuff in your pockets.

Try it, walk into a store, load yourself full of stuff, then unload it before you leave...
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It's called theft by concealment, and you will be relying on the good graces of the proprietor to believe you will unload and pay for it, and not call the cops.
 
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