Some clever and funny anagrams: Mother-in-law --> Woman Hitler

yllus

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An anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has way too much time to waste or is deadly at Scrabble.

Word --> When you rearrange the letters
The Morse Code --> Here come Dots
Slot Machines --> Cash Lost in 'em
Animosity --> Is No Amity
Mother-in-law --> Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarms --> Alas! No More Z's
Alec Guinness --> Genuine Class
Semolina --> Is No Meal
The Public Art Galleries --> Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point --> I'm a Dot in Place
Eleven plus two --> Twelve plus one
Contradiction --> Accord not in it
Astronomer --> Moon Starer
Princess Diana --> End Is A Car Spin

And finally...

Year Two Thousand --> A Year To Shut Down
 

iwearnosox

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If you anagram my full name it comes out to:

"Wet mind dark mood"

With no letters left over. Weird.
 

isasir

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My favorite is:

'President Clinton of the USA' -> To copulate, he finds interns.

Granted, it's a bit dated...
 

kranky

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Web site found, waiting for reply = Fed-up wail of eternity browsing
Laxatives = Lava exits!
Fosters' Brewery in Melbourne, Australia = Men unite! Swill beer at our bars, for years.
Anheuser-Busch brewery in the United States = A Budweiser beer (thus the nasty urine stench)
The Carlsberg brewery in Copenhagen, Denmark = Bet grown men drink cheap lager nearby. Cheers!
Heineken brewery in Amsterdam = Where my beer remained in tanks.
The cartoon dad Homer Simpson = That moron mopes and cries "D'oh!"
 

kranky

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Originally posted by: notfred
Originally posted by: kranky
Originally posted by: shuan24
Race car --> Race car
That's a palindrome. To be an anagram, you have to move the letters around.

He did, he moved them into the reverse of the original order.

That's your story. I claim none of them moved!
 

Alkaline5

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Alkaline5's Real Name --> A Car Felon
----------------------------> Carnal Foe
----------------------------> Anal Force
----------------------------> Clean Afro


*shudders* pray for my future.