Some 24 year old told me to STFU at a movie theater

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Led Zeppelin

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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: rahvin
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: rudder
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: damiano
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Beast1284
I wouldn't have given you the benefit of having a STFU. I would just walk over and punch you square in the face. At least it would get your loud ass out of the theater holding your broken nose.
Both you and damiano wouold look funny walking around with your pocket protector shoved up yer arses:D

<==== damiano is smilling thinking he is being threatened by some 125 pounds geek
lol

125 LBS Geek:)


nice photo but thats Kris Kristofferson from Blade II. How do I know. I remember the movie cause I had to tell some people to STFU.

another Pic of Kris Kristofferson sitting in front of my computer:)

Furniture is a luxury you don't need outside that leather office chair isn't it? ;)
That's my office. Why do I need a lot of funiture in there?

How did you manage to squeeze all of that into the trailer?

Oh yeah, I though Jerry Garcia was dead. Hmmm......

;)
 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: LedZeppelin
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: rahvin
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: rudder
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: damiano
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Beast1284
I wouldn't have given you the benefit of having a STFU. I would just walk over and punch you square in the face. At least it would get your loud ass out of the theater holding your broken nose.
Both you and damiano wouold look funny walking around with your pocket protector shoved up yer arses:D

<==== damiano is smilling thinking he is being threatened by some 125 pounds geek
lol

125 LBS Geek:)


nice photo but thats Kris Kristofferson from Blade II. How do I know. I remember the movie cause I had to tell some people to STFU.

another Pic of Kris Kristofferson sitting in front of my computer:)

Furniture is a luxury you don't need outside that leather office chair isn't it? ;)
That's my office. Why do I need a lot of funiture in there?

How did you manage to squeeze all of that into the trailer?

Oh yeah, I though Jerry Garcia was dead. Hmmm......

;)
And I didn't know Richard Simmons was a member of Anandtech!
Living on Reds, Vitamin C and Cocaine, all her friends could say is ain't it a shame...
 

loup garou

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Originally posted by: thomsbrain
i could kick all your asses, no problem. i'm 8'6", 540 pounds, 2% body fat. i can run a quarter mile in 3.4 seconds, i can jump 50 feet straight up in the air, i know 23 forms of martial arts, i can shoot a bumblebee at 250 yards with a saturday night special and my eyes closed. i can crush rocks in my fists, and pick up chevy impalas with one hand. also, my penis is 54 inches long, and 4 inches across. limp.
Oh man, that had me LMAO. :D

I like the unintentional Skoorb Effect going on in this thread as well. :)
 

Geekbabe

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Originally posted by: Beau6183
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: damiano
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Beast1284
I wouldn't have given you the benefit of having a STFU. I would just walk over and punch you square in the face. At least it would get your loud ass out of the theater holding your broken nose.
Both you and damiano wouold look funny walking around with your pocket protector shoved up yer arses:D

<==== damiano is smilling thinking he is being threatened by some 125 pounds geek
lol

125 LBS Geek:)

Is that seriously you RD?


That would be *official and confirmed*


He's big,he's bad,he's nationwide :D

 

Electric Amish

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Originally posted by: baffled2
Originally posted by: Beau6183
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: damiano
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Beast1284
I wouldn't have given you the benefit of having a STFU. I would just walk over and punch you square in the face. At least it would get your loud ass out of the theater holding your broken nose.
Both you and damiano wouold look funny walking around with your pocket protector shoved up yer arses:D

<==== damiano is smilling thinking he is being threatened by some 125 pounds geek
lol

125 LBS Geek:)

Is that seriously you RD?


That would be *official and confirmed*


He's big,he's bad,he's nationwide :D

Wow! I'm impressed. Breaking out the ZZTop lyrics... :D

amish
 

Geekbabe

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Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Originally posted by: baffled2
Originally posted by: Beau6183
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: damiano
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Beast1284
I wouldn't have given you the benefit of having a STFU. I would just walk over and punch you square in the face. At least it would get your loud ass out of the theater holding your broken nose.
Both you and damiano wouold look funny walking around with your pocket protector shoved up yer arses:D

<==== damiano is smilling thinking he is being threatened by some 125 pounds geek
lol

125 LBS Geek:)

Is that seriously you RD?


That would be *official and confirmed*


He's big,he's bad,he's nationwide :D

Wow! I'm impressed. Breaking out the ZZTop lyrics... :D

amish



Amish, kiss my lily white irish ass :)
 

Spoooon

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I told a guy a to STFU at the movies once. It was the opening of Gladiator. Him and some friend of his joked through the previews like they were on MST3000. I figure it's only the previews, so no biggie. Then, the movie starts. And they start up with that crap some more. It went on for 15 minutes or so before I finally had enough. I turned around and told the guy right behind me to STFU, please. Then I sat down. His girlfriend said something like "Are you going to let him talk to us like that?" He didn't say or do anything for the rest of the movie. ;)
 

rahvin

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Originally posted by: baffled2
Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Originally posted by: baffled2
Originally posted by: Beau6183
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: damiano
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Beast1284
I wouldn't have given you the benefit of having a STFU. I would just walk over and punch you square in the face. At least it would get your loud ass out of the theater holding your broken nose.
Both you and damiano wouold look funny walking around with your pocket protector shoved up yer arses:D

<==== damiano is smilling thinking he is being threatened by some 125 pounds geek
lol

125 LBS Geek:)

Is that seriously you RD?


That would be *official and confirmed*


He's big,he's bad,he's nationwide :D

Wow! I'm impressed. Breaking out the ZZTop lyrics... :D

amish



Amish, kiss my lily white irish ass :)

Oh now you've done it, he's already on a plane to Boston and I think he's planning on doing more than kissing.
 

Jfur

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Originally posted by: damiano
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Beast1284
I wouldn't have given you the benefit of having a STFU. I would just walk over and punch you square in the face. At least it would get your loud ass out of the theater holding your broken nose.
Both you and damiano wouold look funny walking around with your pocket protector shoved up yer arses:D

<==== damiano is smilling thinking he is being threatened by some 125 pounds geek
lol

having seen Red Dawn, I think what you mean is you're smiling thinking of his 125 pound left arm being rammed up your... you get the idea :p
 

Ultima

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Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Originally posted by: caramel
eh, i am older than him by 1 year. even then, he'd prolly kick my ass cuz imma girl.

Guys who hit girls need to have an "accident" involving an 18 wheeler and their backbones.

:|

so if some fat b!tch tried to rape you, or if some crazy woman was kicking your ass you'd just stand there and take it? ;)
 

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thomsbrain
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i could kick all your asses, no problem. i'm 8'6", 540 pounds, 2% body fat. i can run a quarter mile in 3.4 seconds, i can jump 50 feet straight up in the air, i know 23 forms of martial arts, i can shoot a bumblebee at 250 yards with a saturday night special and my eyes closed. i can crush rocks in my fists, and pick up chevy impalas with one hand. also, my penis is 54 inches long, and 4 inches across. limp.
Golden.:cool:

Some great skoorb effect goodness going on in here!
 

frizzlefry

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melly i would so tell you to shut up and if you got bitchy with me i'd throw popcorn at you. and if you were persistent, then it'd be the soda :p

and funny how you guys think that by posting your pic or listing your weight and size that it makes you any more of a badass. Believe me, you can be a big guy with muscle, but i know a lil dude who can still knock you the F out. :) Speed, and application of force is all it takes.

A dick size fight on a forum.... sheesh.
 

Hoober

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Originally posted by: ohtwell
I wonder if some of the people posting in this thread realize that it's a joke. :D


: ) Amanda


I doubt it. What happened to the other thread, anyway?
 

LordMaul

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Originally posted by: Beast1284
I am 6'1" and 260... Try again.

Fatass.... :)

I'm over 6'5" and I weigh 240-something. And I could most definitely use to lose a few pounds...methinks Red Dawn wheel his walker around you and beat you with his cane before you could get a good grab on him. :p
 

Tallgeese

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Originally posted by: zCypher
thomsbrain
i could kick all your asses, no problem. i'm 8'6", 540 pounds, 2% body fat. i can run a quarter mile in 3.4 seconds, i can jump 50 feet straight up in the air, i know 23 forms of martial arts, i can shoot a bumblebee at 250 yards with a saturday night special and my eyes closed. i can crush rocks in my fists, and pick up chevy impalas with one hand. also, my penis is 54 inches long, and 4 inches across. limp.
Golden.:cool:
Some great skoorb effect goodness going on in here!
Made me think of some kind of tall tale, like Pecos Bill (Mrs Tallgeese used to teach on American myths to her students):

Pecos Bill is said to have been born in Texas in the 1830s. According to lore, as an infant he used a bowie knife as a teething ring and played with bears and other wild animals. After falling out of his parents' wagon near the Pecos River in Texas, he became lost and was subsequently raised by coyotes. As an adult, he rode a mountain lion and used a rattlesnake as a whip. Later he rode a horse named Widow-Maker, which no one else could ride?not even Bill's bride, Slue-Foot Sue, whom he met when she rode down the R&iacute;o Grande on a catfish as large as a whale. During a dry year, Pecos Bill drained the R&iacute;o Grande to water his ranch, which included the entire state of New Mexico.

But as far as all the talk: it doesn't matter how big you are, a gun of darn near any size can be all the equalizer someone needs (and no I'm not talking about that pudgy old dude who scowls all the time on A&E)

I saw one of my cousins, who was 6'2" 280 at the time, knock a guy out with one punch outside a bar. The other dude was bigger than he was, and a biker to boot.
My cousin was 19, and the biker dude was mid~late 20s, maybe early 30s.

A year later, my cousin was in Florida on spring break with a couple of buddies.
This guy passes them in a parking lot as they are headin into some club and mutters something to the effect of "Fvck you"
My cousin says "You got a problem, man?"
The other guy, who is this little dude (5'6" maybe 145 soakin wet) stuck a gun in his face and said "Here's a fvckin problem for you."

My cousin backed the hell down REAL quick. He was a completely different person after that.
 

AreaCode707

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This is the best thread in OT in forever and a day. See what happens when Red's in a good mood and threatened everybody with violence while showing pics? :D

BTW Red, I know I've said this before, but I LOVE the sunglasses.
 

Chaotic42

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Originally posted by: Ultima
Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Originally posted by: caramel
eh, i am older than him by 1 year. even then, he'd prolly kick my ass cuz imma girl.

Guys who hit girls need to have an "accident" involving an 18 wheeler and their backbones.

:|

so if some fat b!tch tried to rape you, or if some crazy woman was kicking your ass you'd just stand there and take it? ;)

Well, maybe then. Only if she was trying to severely injure me.
 

BillGates

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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: damiano
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Beast1284 I wouldn't have given you the benefit of having a STFU. I would just walk over and punch you square in the face. At least it would get your loud ass out of the theater holding your broken nose.
Both you and damiano wouold look funny walking around with your pocket protector shoved up yer arses:D
<==== damiano is smilling thinking he is being threatened by some 125 pounds geek lol
125 LBS Geek:)

Fear the mullet.
 

HardwareAddicted

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
Originally posted by: damiano
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Beast1284
I wouldn't have given you the benefit of having a STFU. I would just walk over and punch you square in the face. At least it would get your loud ass out of the theater holding your broken nose.
Both you and damiano wouold look funny walking around with your pocket protector shoved up yer arses:D

<==== damiano is smilling thinking he is being threatened by some 125 pounds geek
lol
Well I can say from personal experience that nobody screws with me. I'm 6, 5" about 265 with a - 15% bodyfat (yes I actually shaved down my bones to reduce body weight so that I could fight better) and I've taken on an entire bar of people before at once (while drunk).

LOL ... I remember doing this when I was a teenager..... not so sure I would brag about it here though.
I mean, it seems a bit stupid now that I look back.....

Oh well, everybody learns in thier own time.... I know it took me awhile. (I'm really glad I don't do this anymore)

But hey, to each his own.... :)