Somali pirates sentenced to life in prison

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5 years in jail, with time off for good behavior. While in jail, teach then English, help them learn a trade. They can then be granted American citizenship, and encouraged to pursue the American dream.

More Somali refugees is the last thing we need in this country.
 
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5 years in jail, with time off for good behavior. While in jail, teach then English, help them learn a trade. They can then be granted American citizenship, and encouraged to pursue the American dream.

LMFAO... Hijack a ship, get a free college education! Just like the GI Bill only you don't have to commit years of your life to the Navy chasing pirates! :awe:

The level of bleeding heart stupidity in some people never ceases to amaze me.

Here's my solution...

1. Pay the ransom
2. Get the hostages back
3. Follow the pirates as they leave with their loot
4. Blow them the fuck out of the water as they leave

Alternate plan...

3. Follow the pirates as they leave with their loot
4. Navy SEAL training in tactical retreival of sensitive materials
 

GTaudiophile

Lifer
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I think it's welfare for Somalis!

Welcome to a life of paradise, my pirates. A roof over your heads, three square a day, health care, and probably an education as well!
 

Deeko

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US military - 1,000,000 dead in Iraq and counting...
Somali pirates - a few dozen deaths, at most.

Sorry, but my sympathies lie with the pirates.

I think they are just young men making the best of a bad situation. If they were born in Europe or the USA, they would be applauded for their entrepreneurial spirit.

You're getting more and more nonsensical with every post. I think you should go to bed, come back in a few days after you've cleared your head a little, sport.
 

EagleKeeper

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Take them out beyond the 12 mile limit and let then swim back to shore.

The pirates have no compulsion about shooting at the ships and have killed crew members/passengers before.

As an indivigual, they may not have, but as a collective; they have. It is by chance that they have not killed as many - this is becuase the crews have been ordered to not repel but to hide out in a safe area.

To spend tax payer money when there are other solutions available is wrong.

They are pirates; treat them as pirates were back in the 17th - 19th centurys.
That is what slowed the priates down; not the appeasement which increased the incidents.

Imprisonment which is a better life than what they had is appeasement.
 
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Pirates' morals > yours

How could a person's morals get any lower than kidnapping, stealing and murder?

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