There's this pub I visit occasionally, called JD's Key Club.
It's a bar with dueling pianos - Two guys, taking requests, playing pretty much every song imaginable.
Great fun. Anyways, every half hour or so, they say, "What time is it? It's time for a JD's Key Club..." And everyone replies in unison, "SOCIAL!"
They proceed to give a toast to sex, beer, drugs, or rock, or any combination of the aforementioned, and everyone drinks.
It's good fun. Some of the funnier toasts escape my memory. I'm going to have to get a refresher soon.