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Soccer moms don't swing

pontifex

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A note to hotel management: Soccer moms don't swing.

Parents of 11- to 13-year-old soccer players unwittingly checked their daughters into a hotel hosting a New Year's party for more than 200 swingers who had reserved rooms and the downstairs ballroom, according to the Orlando Sentinel.

The parents said they were stunned by the flamboyant revelers who glided through the glass atrium, often flashing bare buttocks and breasts before the girls ? who had traveled from as far away as South Carolina and Clearwater to attend a five-day soccer tournament.

The skimpy attire of several of the swingers at the Crowne Plaza Hotel-Airport in Orlando was "raunchy, despicable and worse than prostitutes," the parents said.

"We thought we were coming to Orlando, not the Las Vegas Strip," Mark Gilbert, father of a 13-year-old who plays on the Clearwater Chargers, told the Sentinel.

The soccer moms and dads said hotel management didn't say anything about the sexy party or try to keep the swingers away from the girls after the teams booked $92-a-night rooms online for Disney's Soccer Showcase, sponsored by Disney Wide World of Sports.

Paul Camporini told the Sentinel he had to "delicately explain to my Catholic school children that swingers change partners during the evening." Camporini had brought his wife, seventh-grade daughter and eighth-grade son from Safety Harbor.

Camporini, 49, told the paper his son hadn't wanted to travel to watch his sister play at first but "thought it [the swingers' party] was downright hilarious."

"My biggest gripe is that the hotel had two distinctly different groups under the same roof," he told the Sentinel. "A soccer team and middle-aged swingers should not have been booked together."

Several hotel employees, who spoke to the paper on condition of anonymity, said more than 200 swingers lived it up at the Saturday night New Year's Eve party ? half the number that attended a year ago.

Ads were posted online for the swingin' soirée and the audacious partygoers ? several of whom engage in voyeurism and partner-swapping ? came from all over the country, one employee said.

"We're not prudes by any means," Rob Young of Greenville, S.C. ? who said his two daughters, Leah, 13, and Lauren, 11, were asking questions that were difficult to answer ? told the Sentinel. "We would have liked to have been informed when we checked into the hotel so we could have made other arrangements."

At one point, a manager told girls from the Carolina Elite Soccer Academy to leave the lobby and move into the swimming-pool area, Young said.

"The kids could see through the glass atrium into the ballroom where naked people were dancing," Young told the paper. "There were exposed breasts, thongs and see-through dresses on women who were not wearing any underwear."

The sexy shenanigans seemed to make the kids uncomfortable as well.

"Some lady pulled down her skirt to show a black thong with diamonds," Walker Downs, 15, who was there with his 13-year-old sister, Molly, told the Sentinel.

"It made me uncomfortable because I was there with my family," he said


so if he wasn't there with family he would have been comfortable?
man, why doesn't stuff like this ever happen to me? lol
 
PICs/ Vids?

I think it is funny, but I completely understand the parents view.
 
Originally posted by: pontifex
man, why doesn't stuff like this ever happen to me? lol

lol for sure! some awesome guy posted a thread about a porn star who 'raped' a 15 year old lad, I mean... who are these lucky people?

 
You know all the dads are telling their wives, "that's disgusting." Meanwhile they are waiting for the kids and wives to fall asleep so they can go join the party.
 
The soccer moms and dads said hotel management didn't say anything about the sexy party or try to keep the swingers away from the girls after the teams booked $92-a-night rooms online for Disney's Soccer Showcase, sponsored by Disney Wide World of Sports.

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Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
You know all the dads are telling their wives, "that's disgusting." Meanwhile they are waiting for the kids and wives to fall asleep so they can go join the party.

Nah, its the soccer moms who knew about the swinger's party all along and chose that hotel. 😉

"Peter, I'm going to go have a word with the Hotel Manager!"

"Okay dear"

...

"You've been gone for 3 hours, where did you go?"

"Um, I gave that manager an earful, um, yea..."
 
Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
You know all the dads are telling their wives, "that's disgusting." Meanwhile they are waiting for the kids and wives to fall asleep so they can go join the party.

That's pretty much what I was thinking.
 
Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
You know all the dads are telling their wives, "that's disgusting." Meanwhile they are waiting for the kids and wives to fall asleep so they can go join the party.

most swinger parties don't allow single men in.
 
Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
You know all the dads are telling their wives, "that's disgusting." Meanwhile they are waiting for the kids and wives to fall asleep so they can go join the party.

most swinger parties don't allow single men in.


and how do you know?😉
 
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