So you've been dating a girl for a while

[Hyperblaze]

but want to call it quits for whatever reason....

what are the most creative ways you've gone about to break up with a girl?

 

[Anubis]

fvck her sister

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Anubis
fvck her sister

that's just cruel

 

[Heisenberg]

Originally posted by: Anubis
fvck her sister

And mail her the videotape.

 

[vtqanh]

I think it depends on the "whatever reason."

 

[Mojoed]

I've always been straight-up honest. I was never into the drama thing in any way whatsoever.

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

Originally posted by: Anubis
fvck her sister

And mail her the videotape.

That was recorded by her mom.

 

[DaWhim]

how about powerpoint?

 

[Neurorelay]

Originally posted by: Mojoed
I've always been straight-up honest. I was never into the drama thing in any way whatsoever.

Werd

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: DaWhim
how about powerpoint?

Haha

Cheers DaWhim :beer:

 

[upsciLLion]

Originally posted by: DaWhim
how about powerpoint?

That goes over the key points of having fvcked her sister?

 

[brunswickite]

Text message is probably the classiest way to end it.

 

[Toasthead]

Originally posted by: Mojoed
I've always been straight-up honest. I was never into the drama thing in any way whatsoever.

yeah

 

[LordNoob]

Originally posted by: DaWhim
how about powerpoint?

Seconded

 

[Heisenberg]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

Originally posted by: Anubis
fvck her sister

And mail her the videotape.

That was recorded by her mom.

Nice touch.

 

[mrrman]

tell her why...truthfully...no big deal, Ive done it that way all the time

 

[johnnqq]

hah it's not you, it's me.

jk don't ever use that....DOESN'T WORK WELL!

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

Originally posted by: Anubis
fvck her sister

And mail her the videotape.

That was recorded by her mom.

Nice touch.

And directed by Aunt Cindy.

 

[JPB]

Ill be 30 in February, And ive been married for 10 years...and dated the girl since I was in the 4th grade, she was in the 2nd grade, now that's amazing..

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
but want to call it quits for whatever reason....

what are the most creative ways you've gone about to break up with a girl?

Intentionally get caught having sex with a goat while you're covered in vaseline and holding a rubber hose, all the while watching Mary Poppins while a eunuch sings you bedtime stories.

 

[brunswickite]

Originally posted by: x80064
Ill be 30 in February, And ive been married for 10 years...and dated the girl since I was in the 4th grade, she was in the 2nd grade, now that's amazing..

you were 9 and you dated a 7 year old? how did that work out...

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: x80064
Ill be 30 in February, And ive been married for 10 years...and dated the girl since I was in the 4th grade, she was in the 2nd grade, now that's amazing..

Neat.

 

[Azndude2190]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
but want to call it quits for whatever reason....

what are the most creative ways you've gone about to break up with a girl?

I don't like you?...

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: brunswickite

Originally posted by: x80064
Ill be 30 in February, And ive been married for 10 years...and dated the girl since I was in the 4th grade, she was in the 2nd grade, now that's amazing..

you were 9 and you dated a 7 year old? how did that work out...

I'd be banned if I said what I was thinking right now...

 

[Cattlegod]

just stop returning phone calls.