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So you wake up one morning and come to the realization that you will probably never get laid again...

Originally posted by: david46675
9mm
I fail to see how such a small increase in the length of Brutuskend's member will amount to much improvement.

Even if that does double its size.
 
Originally posted by: david46675
Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Originally posted by: david46675
9mm
I fail to see how such a small increase in the length of Brutuskend's member will amount to much improvement.

Even if that does double its size.

it's all relative 😉

There's nothing relative about it. That's small. Sorry Brutus :brokenheart::beer:
 
Originally posted by: cherrytwist
Craigslist gloryhole

Edited for those Craigslist impaired.

Seriously though, BK, the older you get the better your odds are, all the competition dies off if you're a guy.

Of course if you're like me, women our age generally look nasty, they got their hooks into some poor slob, let themselves go, ruined his life, divorced him took 1/2 of his crap & decided they are "fun" and ride Harleys now.

 
OK, initial response was akin to 9mm, but more productively:

Find out WHY you'll probabaly never get laid again...and do something to CORRECT IT!

If you're fat, workout, go on a diet.
If you're awkward, go to a bar and get wasted.
If you're just plain ugly...surgery?

Just don't accept that, do something about it!
 
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