So you notice a random chick flirting with you...

[erub]

Whatcha do? Flirt back obviously, but what else? Engage in small talk? Ask for her name/phone #? Write your phone #/name down and give them to her?

 

[DannyLove]

keep chatting and with me they usualy begin to take off my clothes and rape me. Its common, and I have no problem with that.

danny~!

 

[erub]

haha first sarcastic answer. knew this was coming

 

[HansHurt]

I look away cause they usually aren't worth my time. I got more important things to worry about than horny women. A woman has to really work to get a piece of Hans.

 

[Sluggo]

Asking her name should be a given in ANY small talk/ flirting. Then you try and figure out a good reason to slip her your business card w/ your name & phone number.

 

[JohnnyKnoxville]

No I ask her if she wants to see my o/c athalon and scsi drive

 

[Demosthenes]

What in the good lord's name could possibly be more important then horny women?

 

[HansHurt]

What in the good lord's name could possibly be more important then horny women?


Posting here.


Seriously though..I'll never tell..it's a secret

Women just get in my way..and if I do get hooked up, I am the type of guy that focus's all my energy on them. It holds me back from more pressing matters.

 

[EvanFerguson]

I ask her if she has any Evan in her

they all say no to which I reply, "Do you want some?"

 

[Ronstang]

<< I look away cause they usually aren't worth my time. I got more important things to worry about than horny women. A woman has to really work to get a piece of Hans. >>



I guess Hans is a Meat Eater, personally I'm a Vagiterian!

 

[OS]

&quot;On your knees slut!&quot;?

 

[Elledan]

Ignore all signals and keep behaving as usually.

 

[DannyLove]

<< I ask her if she has any Evan in her

they all say no to which I reply, &quot;Do you want some?&quot; >>

LOL, good one

danny~!

 

[DannyLove]

<< &quot;On your knees slut!&quot;? >>

hehehe, keep the remarks coming!

danny~!

 

[DAM]

<<

I guess Hans is a Meat Eater, personally I'm a Vagiterian! >>





vagiterian? i dont get it :---P




dam()

 

[IcemanJer]

<< Women just get in my way..and if I do get hooked up, I am the type of guy that focus's all my energy on them. It holds me back from more pressing matters. >>

what's more pressing than a horny woman in need..?

 

[EvanFerguson]

i tell them that they have over 100 bones in their body

then i quickly ask, would you like another??

 

[IcemanJer]

206 bones in the human body.
knowing this makes you sound more impressive.

 

[EvanFerguson]

206 really? i thought adults had more like 130 or so

babies with 160

i guess i'm outta my bone knowledge

 

[Doctorweir]

<< would you like another?? >>


What are you referring to? There is no bone in your D...

 

[EvanFerguson]

oy oy, it's symbolic my friend!


maybe something related to a BONEr?

i dunno, i didn't make it up

 

[IcemanJer]

If you're a dog then you have a bone in your...

 

[HansHurt]

I guess Hans is a Meat Eater, personally I'm a Vagiterian!


Haha...knew that one was coming. Not quite, I love the Vagiterian delights, it's my favorite. I could spend all day w/ my face in a homemade pie...licking my fingers after every delicious sample. (and order seconds to)

what's more pressing than a horny woman in need..?

Plenty of things...they say a man isn't free until he finally rids himself of those desires; at which time he can utilize all those hormone driven thoughts on more productive things such as exploration of knowledge etc. The BIG picture, rather than the hide the sausage game.

Each to their own I guess.

&quot;Rare are those that prefer virtues over sex&quot;
&quot;Sexual lust ties us up like a rope&quot;
&quot;The search for knowledge has pleasure in it like that of courting a fine woman&quot;


Of, course you can sahre all these things w/ a women, and nothing could be better, but that's different than just raw sex.

 

[djchemistry]

Yo man, play it cool. You can't let her know you're interested. It works all the time. Guaranteed. If that fails, complement her shoes and follow up with a blunt question. hehehe.

 

[PCHO]

Tell her she has nice legs, then ask what time they open.