So why do people key cars....

[GoingUp]

Inspired by the Ferrari thread...

What makes a jackass key a car....?

 

[TommyVercetti]

Self satisfaction, to combat stress, and all around pleasure.

 

[conjur]

jealousy?

low intelligence?

hatred?

revenge?

 

[idNut]

Envy and hate. Someone keyed my assisant principal's car out of pure hatred.

 

[Anubis]

cause they are compleat dicks

I know i siad id key a Ferrari before id key a Porsche

but i really wouldent key anycar. mines been keyed and it sucks

 

[Spac3d]

I guess I understand when people key an enemy's car...

but why key a stranger's car?:|

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: idNut
Envy and hate. Someone keyed my assisant principal's car out of pure hatred.

Yea but I mean at some place like a mall. Like you have a shiny new 2003 car sittin in the parking lot, why would some fvckhead go and key it?

 

[GoingUp]

thats why its kinda nice to drive a used car with some rust on it, no ones gonna key it

 

[chiwawa626]

Easy way to cost someone a thousand dollars...I remmeber my bros car got keyed, the estimates were like 1500 to get it painted and fixed...well we talked to the insurance company and they gave us the 1500 dollars, and needless to say he pocketed the cash lol.

 

[idNut]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs

Originally posted by: idNut
Envy and hate. Someone keyed my assisant principal's car out of pure hatred.

Yea but I mean at some place like a mall. Like you have a shiny new 2003 car sittin in the parking lot, why would some fvckhead go and key it?

Maybe they envy the car. Go ask an assho1e who keys cars why he does it.

 

[zCypher]

isn't it usually someone who hates you? Maybe you're clueless?

as to driving a rustbucket... even if it did get keyed, would you even care?

 

[illusion88]

It gives a certian kind of glee. Go try it.

 

[UncleWai]

When the owner of the car is a jackass, go for it.

 

[isekii]

Originally posted by: UncleWai
When the owner of the car is a jackass, go for it.

Even if the owner is an ass... it's still wrong.

I find someone like you keying my car .. I promise you, you won't be breathing.

 

[Tal]

Originally posted by: Spac3d
I guess I understand when people key an enemy's car...

but why key a stranger's car?:|

maybe they parked too close to you or ran over your dog. or something.

 

[Crappopotamus]

you DONT MESS WITH OTHER PEOPLES STUFF. its a matter of respect. gah.

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

Originally posted by: Crappopotamus
you DONT MESS WITH OTHER PEOPLES STUFF. its a matter of respect. gah.

then stay the hell out of my marked parking spot!

 

[boyRacer]

<--- car freak

even if i hated the guy so much... i wouldn't able to key any car. id rather key his face.

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Originally posted by: isekii

Originally posted by: UncleWai
When the owner of the car is a jackass, go for it.

Even if the owner is an ass... it's still wrong.

I find someone like you keying my car .. I promise you, you won't be breathing.

Amen. I'd give anything to catch someone keying a car sometime. Wouldn't even matter if it was my car. Anyone who keys a car is a dickless bastard pure and simple.

 

[Zrom999]

Originally posted by: UncleWai
When the owner of the car is a jackass, go for it.

My policy exactly. I usually go for the tires, or throw stuff on the windscreen that is hard to get off. A little scratch won't bother them if their car is junk on wheels.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: Zrom999

Originally posted by: UncleWai
When the owner of the car is a jackass, go for it.

My policy exactly. I usually go for the tires, or throw stuff on the windscreen that is hard to get off. A little scratch won't bother them if their car is junk on wheels.

And im sure you would just brush it off if any or your property was defaced. If you honestly dont mind, can you send me your address? Im in the mood to do some damage.

 

[Kenny]

I keyed a 2003 Chrysler not too long ago. Damn I loved it.

I'd say I did about $2,000 worth of damage. I started from the back of the van and went to the front, in a zig zag formation.

They parked and hit my '99 Honda bumper first though. They had a lot of room behind them as well.

Yes, I may be an asshole to key someone's car, but that was only because they fvcked with mine first.

 

[err]

My friend once admitted he keyed a flashing mercedes benz S500, complete with rims and bodykits a few years back.

We were still colege kids at that time. He knew the owner of the S500, and he doesn't understand why does the parent purchased the $100K S500 for that guy. Pure jealousy, I would say. He said college kid doesn't need to drive S500 (another example of jealousy).

So he keyed the mercedes benz and I saw the key with my own eyes. It was bad. It was on the side of the mercedes all the way from the front hood to the rear door.

Saaaad.

eRr

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: t60
I keyed a 2003 Chrysler not too long ago. Damn I loved it.

I'd say I did about $2,000 worth of damage. I started from the back of the van and went to the front, in a zig zag formation.

They parked and hit my '99 Honda bumper first though. They had a lot of room behind them as well.

Yes, I may be an asshole to key someone's car, but that was only because they fvcked with mine first.

First of all, yer a jackass for doing that. Its called you settle it in a better way. What they did was an accident.

Second of all, I wouldnt be bragging about this anywhere. Realize what you did is still a crime, and you've already admitted it.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: err
My friend once admitted he keyed a flashing mercedes benz S500, complete with rims and bodykits a few years back.

We were still colege kids at that time. He knew the owner of the S500, and he doesn't understand why does the parent purchased the $100K S500 for that guy. Pure jealousy, I would say. He said college kid doesn't need to drive S500 (another example of jealousy).

So he keyed the mercedes benz and I saw the key with my own eyes. It was bad. It was on the side of the mercedes all the way from the front hood to the rear door.

Saaaad.

eRr

I heard similar complaints from some other random kids that were jumping on nicer cars in a college parking deck at night.