So why did the little girl tie a rope around the cat's balls?

[Braznor]

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed
a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the
sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.

The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.

'Thanks,' the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer. The
girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run
your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think
you could go faster. '

The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I
wouldn't have a siren.'

 

[zzuupp]

nice one

 

[OUCaptain]

:thumbsup:

solid 9

 

[Newbian]

When will people understand that it starts with a bit of S&M by pulling on their balls and will lead to them wearing nothing but thongs in public.

 

[deadken]

This reminds me of a similar joke:

An Amish woman is going down the road in her horse and buggy. A cop pulls her over. The officer approaches the woman and explains that there have been a few accidents lately because drivers couldn't see the buggy they were approaching at night. He tells her that the red lantern on the back of the buggy is covered in soot and should be cleaned so that other vehicles can see her at night. He also tells her that her right rear wheel is wobbling and should be checked out. She thanks him for the information and promises to tell her husband about these things when she gets home.

As the officer turns to leave, he looks at the horse and tells her be careful, one of your reigns looks to be caught up and wrapped around the horses testicles. Again, she thanks him and promises to have her husband check it when she gets home.

As soon as the woman gets home, she tells her husband about the event and asks him to please check out the horse and buggy. She tells him that the lantern needs to be cleaned, the right rear wheel is wobbling, and to check the emergency brake!

 

[SKORPI0]

 

[MotF Bane]

:awe: