So when was the last time you've been in a fight?

[flunky nassau]

I'd say 9th grade. It was during PE and some black dude came up to me & randomly started doing the chinky eyed thing saying, "ching chong chang."

The only retort I could think of was making a gun out of my hands and saying, "You better shut up before I rob & shoot you."

I guess that did the trick because the next thing I remember, we were swinging at each other. I recall about 10 wide punches being thrown, & none landed. The PE teacher then broke us up & we got suspended.

God, I need to teach my kid how to throw a proper straight punch.



Edit: I'm 29 now.

 

[Barfo]

Originally posted by: flunky nassau
God, I need to teach my kid how to throw a proper straight punch.

Originally posted by: flunky nassau
I recall about 10 wide punches being thrown, & none landed.

Better leave that to his mother.

 

[Jeeebus]

i have forum fights all the time.

certified e-thug, bitches.

 

[ViviTheMage]

I have never been in a physical fight with anyone actually.

 

[Tremulant]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
i have forum fights all the time.

certified e-thug, bitches.

Jeeebus, CE-T.

someone good with photoshop should make a stamp for that cert.

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: Barfo

Originally posted by: flunky nassau
God, I need to teach my kid how to throw a proper straight punch.

Originally posted by: flunky nassau
I recall about 10 wide punches being thrown, & none landed.

Better leave that to his mother.

 

[Wheezer]

5th grade....it wasn't much of a fight after my scooby-doo lunch box connected with the side of his head.

that was back in the day when school officials could spank kids and parents would thank them for it.....and yeah I got paddled and yeah I had to apologize and yeah I had to write "I will not get into fights or hit people with my lunch box" 500 times, that was just from the school.....I was grounded for 3 months....that REALLY sucked.

 

[zinfamous]

I can't recall ever being in a fight. I get along with most people.

 

[TwiceOver]

No fights here. There were jock Douche bags when I was in school but they left me alone for the most part.

 

[nakedfrog]

1996

 

[HappyPuppy]

It depends on if you are talking about a fistfight or a gunfight.

 

[Duddy]

Never fought anyone in my life.

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

Wow guess I'm not your typical ATOT guy. When I was younger I was in so many fights I can not seriously recall how many there were. Last fight was about 8 years ago in prison. Big black guy nicknamed "Bubba" wanted to jack my food(ramen noodles, bread, peanut butter). I wasn't going to let that happen. If you let that happen to you next thing your washing some dudes clothes. Anyway we fought I got my ass kicked. Next thing you know his buddy wants to fight me. His friend was a punk. He never wanted to fight me before one on one but now that I was already tired and beat down he wants to go. So round 2 starts and I actually get the better of this one. Bad memories...

 

[flunky nassau]

Originally posted by: Barfo

Originally posted by: flunky nassau
God, I need to teach my kid how to throw a proper straight punch.

Originally posted by: flunky nassau
I recall about 10 wide punches being thrown, & none landed.

Better leave that to his mother.

LOL nice one.

Still, I have no shame in my 9th-grade fight game. I dodged all of his punches also.

 

[TallBill]

Never really been in a fight

 

[flunky nassau]

Originally posted by: TallBill
Never really been in a fight

Really? I'm a bit surprised at this. When I was going through elementary & highschool, there was many many opportunities for me to get into fights. I can't imagine kids living a perfectly peaceful childhood. Or maybe it was because I went to schools near Oakland.

As an adult, there is no way I'd get into a fight now. I have too much to lose & nothing to gain.

 

[cyclohexane]

Back in middle school. Got called into the principal's office.

 

[CRXican]

no fights

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

I play rugby, which in itself if kinda like being in a fight. Actual fights even happen on the field pretty regularly. Can't recall the last prolonged fight I've been in, though. Mostly its a jab or two at the bottom of a ruck, then its up on your feet and off to the next ruck (or scrum, as it is regularly with our stone-handed back line)

 

[Martin]

I used to get into a few fights a year in elementary and junior high, but I don't remember ever fighting since then.

 

[SneakyStuff]

Thankfully I've never been in a fight where I had to defend myself, and I've never initiated a fight.

Edit: Had to put drunk friend into crippler crossface once so he wouldn't steal my hamburgers! But that doesn't count! :laugh:

 

[Arcadio]

Physical fight: about 13 years ago. Over a girl, believe it or not.
Intellectual fight: all the time.

 

[rudder]

Last real fight was junior high and I picked up some asswipe and through him against the wall and he broke his arm.

Doing stupid things in high school we had a bunch of people get together and do a staged fight... real hitting and such but not in a hateful way if that makes sense. Just seeing who could win out of a bunch of people. It was so much fun I only participated once.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: Arcadio
Physical fight: about 13 years ago. Over a girl, believe it or not.

What you're not telling us is that it was also with a girl and you lost.

Intellectual fight: all the time.

Don't worry, some day you'll win one. Not in this century, of course, there's only 91 years left to go, but some day.

I keed, I joke, Arcadio. You're one of the smartest trolls we have here. :thumbsup:

 

[JDawg1536]

November 1, 2007