So what's the next big epidemic?

[letdown427]

So what will Oprah tell us next? Now that al the healthy 20-40 year old males have been killed by bird flu, what is the next killer going to be?

There can't be many of you guys left, as bird flu, sars, africanised killer bees, mad cow disease etc have killed you all off, but none the less, what do you look forward to dieing of next?

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: letdown427
So what will Oprah tell us next? Now that al the healthy 20-40 year old males have been killed by bird flu, what is the next killer going to be?

There can't be many of you guys left, as bird flu, sars, africanised killer bees etc have killed you all off, but none the less, what do you look forward to dieing of next?

Fear sells.

BTW, you forgot we all already died from Mad Cow Disease... according to the divine Oprah Windbag.

 

[letdown427]

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Be interesting to find out just how many epidemics have murdered us all.

Oh, and did you mean to say Fear Cells maybe? That'd be a good epidemic.

 

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Originally posted by: letdown427
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Be interesting to find out just how many epidemics have murdered us all.

What is more interesting is that Oprah has become a televangelist without a religion.

She thrives on predicting doom and selling fear.

 

[iamaelephant]

Shhh, my bird flu masks are still selling like hot cakes on eBay.

 

[letdown427]

Originally posted by: Falcon39
Shhh, my bird flu masks are still selling like hot cakes on eBay.

Re-labelled coffee filter paper FTW!