- Dec 12, 2000
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Damn.
Left work early so I could get a haircut. Don't usually go for one near work so I had to search yellow pages online. First of all, 99% of all the haircut places are Great Clips or SuperCuts. What's the deal? These places are like Starbucks now. So I go to the closest "Great Clips", walk in and sit down. 17 year old girl behind the counter says "sir, you need to sign in." OK. Walk up to her, and I start to say my name and she cuts me off with "phone number please?" OK. Give her that and she's like, "is this your first time here?". Well obviously, if you DON'T SEE MY NAME now that you've put the phone number into your terminal thingy, I haven't been here before! :| Anyways, now I'm in the "queue".
I sit down and leaf through the magazines. 90% of all the reading material they have is for women. The one issue of Car & Driver I see is from 2002. It doesn't matter because after only a few minutes its my turn. Wow, no waiting. Sounds good, right? Wrong.
I sit down and this Eastern European woman in her 40s with BUTCH, SPIKEY PURPLE HAIR is like, "vhat nomber?" Huh? Err...umm? "Vhich GARD?" she says, starting to get impatient. I see she's holding the clippers now. "Ohh, umm, 3 I guess." She then proceeds to mow through my hair with the clippers...in about 2 minutes she's done. She then sprays the top of my head and uses her scissors for all of about 30 seconds. WTF?? Haircuts used to take 20 minutes...what's the rush? What's all this clipper nonsense? Use the damn scissors like a professional! I look in the mirror and the left side is all puffy while the right side is flat. Umm...ok...fix it b1tch or I won't pay! I ask her (nicely) to even it out, and she gives me this disgusted look before taking the clippers out again. Finally, when she's done, she proceeds to remove my cape thingie and gets ALL THE HAIR ALL OVER ME. THEN, she brushes off my neck, getting MORE HAIR all over my clothes!!! :| :| :|
So now I'm ready to pay. Not a great cut, but hey what do you expect for $8??? "That will be $12 please. Would you like to leave a tip?" :Q $12???? Tip???? WTF, the nice place I usually go to is $15 and they do a much better job to DESERVE a tip!!!! These bargain places used to get by on charging less than $10 for a cut...how the HELL do they get customers now? Oh wait, that's right, they BOUGHT OUT all the good places in town :| :disgust:
Anyways, I learned my lesson and I'm never going back to that place again. If I do go to a bargain chain spot again, it'll be Sport Clips in the fall. At least at Sport Clips I get my own personal TV inset into the mirror and I can watch football. And they take their sweet time, cuz all the customers in the waiting room can watch the game on the giant 60" projection set they've got there.
/rant off
Left work early so I could get a haircut. Don't usually go for one near work so I had to search yellow pages online. First of all, 99% of all the haircut places are Great Clips or SuperCuts. What's the deal? These places are like Starbucks now. So I go to the closest "Great Clips", walk in and sit down. 17 year old girl behind the counter says "sir, you need to sign in." OK. Walk up to her, and I start to say my name and she cuts me off with "phone number please?" OK. Give her that and she's like, "is this your first time here?". Well obviously, if you DON'T SEE MY NAME now that you've put the phone number into your terminal thingy, I haven't been here before! :| Anyways, now I'm in the "queue".
I sit down and leaf through the magazines. 90% of all the reading material they have is for women. The one issue of Car & Driver I see is from 2002. It doesn't matter because after only a few minutes its my turn. Wow, no waiting. Sounds good, right? Wrong.
I sit down and this Eastern European woman in her 40s with BUTCH, SPIKEY PURPLE HAIR is like, "vhat nomber?" Huh? Err...umm? "Vhich GARD?" she says, starting to get impatient. I see she's holding the clippers now. "Ohh, umm, 3 I guess." She then proceeds to mow through my hair with the clippers...in about 2 minutes she's done. She then sprays the top of my head and uses her scissors for all of about 30 seconds. WTF?? Haircuts used to take 20 minutes...what's the rush? What's all this clipper nonsense? Use the damn scissors like a professional! I look in the mirror and the left side is all puffy while the right side is flat. Umm...ok...fix it b1tch or I won't pay! I ask her (nicely) to even it out, and she gives me this disgusted look before taking the clippers out again. Finally, when she's done, she proceeds to remove my cape thingie and gets ALL THE HAIR ALL OVER ME. THEN, she brushes off my neck, getting MORE HAIR all over my clothes!!! :| :| :|
So now I'm ready to pay. Not a great cut, but hey what do you expect for $8??? "That will be $12 please. Would you like to leave a tip?" :Q $12???? Tip???? WTF, the nice place I usually go to is $15 and they do a much better job to DESERVE a tip!!!! These bargain places used to get by on charging less than $10 for a cut...how the HELL do they get customers now? Oh wait, that's right, they BOUGHT OUT all the good places in town :| :disgust:
Anyways, I learned my lesson and I'm never going back to that place again. If I do go to a bargain chain spot again, it'll be Sport Clips in the fall. At least at Sport Clips I get my own personal TV inset into the mirror and I can watch football. And they take their sweet time, cuz all the customers in the waiting room can watch the game on the giant 60" projection set they've got there.
/rant off