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StinkyMeat

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You are Optimus Prime!

Vast, red and ready to turn into a lorry at the slightest provocation, you are a robot to be reckoned with. Although sickeningly noble, you just can't resist a good interplanetary war, especially when Orson Welles is involved. You have friends who can shoot tapes from their chests. Tapes that turn into panthers. And other friends who are dinosaurs. Dinosaurs who jump out of planes. Will you have my children?


 
Hayabusa Rider

Hayabusa Rider

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<< Take this simple quiz It says I am Gigantor (?) whatever - I always liked Voltron! (found this in a post in a racing forum [thatsracin.com]) >>




Yeah me too. And what is scarier, is I just barely remember this cartoon
 
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trmiv

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You are Optimus Prime!

Vast, red and ready to turn into a lorry at the slightest provocation, you are a robot to be reckoned with. Although sickeningly noble, you just can't resist a good interplanetary war, especially when Orson Welles is involved. You have friends who can shoot tapes from their chests. Tapes that turn into panthers. And other friends who are dinosaurs. Dinosaurs who jump out of planes. Will you have my children?
 
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BooneRebel

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<< Take this simple quiz

It says I am Gigantor (?)

whatever - I always liked Voltron!

(found this in a post in a racing forum [thatsracin.com]) >>



I like that this thread ended up next to the Hulk Hogan discussion. Somehow it just makes me feel better about myself.

Hmmmm. Says I'm Optimus Prime, too. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Out back. After school. By the bike rack. Be There!
 
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isasir

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Aug 8, 2000
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Holy Prime Directive, you're Robocop!

Well, you're neither colossal, nor technically a robot, but your arthritic lurching and dubious morals have found their way into the hearts of futuristic rebels and children everywhere. You walk through fire, catch bullets from the air, and you never, ever smile. Combine this with an abstract, almost random concept of duty and honour, and you have a police officer one cannot fail to adore.

Thank you, Robocop.
 
Azraele

Azraele

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Nov 5, 2000
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<< Check it out, you're an ABC Warrior!

In bars frequented by colossal death robots, you're always the quiet [one] at the back who no-one ever bothers. And for good reason. You've fought in several nuclear wars, could beat the sun in a staring match, and have a chin larger than many articles of furniture. Morals are not a concept you understand, but strangely enough, nobody ever questions your judgement. Usually because they're dead. Even Judge Dredd wets himself when you turn up. Grrrr. >>




I have a chin larger than many articles of furniture! :Q

I demand a retake. :p
 
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Rent

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Aug 8, 2000
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"Check it out, you're an ABC Warrior!

In bars frequented by colossal death robots, you're always the quiet guy at the back who no-one ever bothers. And for good reason. You've fought in several nuclear wars, could beat the sun in a staring match, and have a chin larger than many articles of furniture. Morals are not a concept you understand, but strangely enough, nobody ever questions your judgement. Usually because they're dead. Even Judge Dredd wets himself when you turn up. Grrrr."


A B C, 1 2 3!!

 
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pcmodem

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Feb 6, 2001
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Yo,
These quizzes are always amusing.

Reminds me of that "What Calvin are you" quiz.
-PCM
 
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Mutilator

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Aug 22, 2000
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Hey ho, you're Calibretto!

Kick. Arse.

Five metric tonnes of hulking, steam powered robo-meat, you are the pin-up boy for death robot technology. Although you are in fact a war golem, you know how to use a minigun, and you can benchpress small settlements. Relatively new to the colossal death robot scene, you were first pencilled by comic legend Joe Maduriera in 1998. Sensitive, stylish, and yet still massive, if you were female and not made of iron I would probably propose to you.


 
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Pundit

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Feb 28, 2002
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<< Scowling wilfully towards Autobot City, you're Megatron!


Look in a mirror and feel the evil. Then eat the mirror. You eat mirrors for breakfast. You are a badass death robot. You busted on Optimus Prime. You. Are. Megatron. Go outside and burn some animals, because you're worth it. >>


Wow, this test is very accurate!
 
Nitemare

Nitemare

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Feb 8, 2001
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Holy Voltron rip-off, you're Megazord!

You own being huge. You are the hugest guy around, without a doubt. Even really huge
people whimper at your hugeness. And you are made of really huge robot dinosaurs.
Huge. You are so huge it takes five power rangers to control you. And you can mash
anything. Even mounds of foam rubber the size of cities. Because you're huge. Sorted.
 
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