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so what are some of the things you thought were true when u were a kid?

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johneetrash

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i dont know why i even thought of this, but i htought that if you took a shower and left the shampoo on your hair, it would clean it all day... i remember asking my mom why i had to rinse it out

weird Oo;;
 
I used to think that the checkbook was free money. When I wanted a nice or toy or something, I'd tell my mom to just write a check. Too young to understand the concept of checking/bank accounts.
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<< stop this thread!! I don't want to recall my miserable childhood 🙁 >>



Then don't read this thread.
 
I remember I used to think that grown-ups had secret powers that they wouldn't tell kids of a certain age. I think this stemmed from some teacher telling me she had 'eyes in the back of her head.'

I was so stupid. Sometimes I wish I could go back and smack myself around a little.

CK
 


<< i was so stupid. Sometimes I wish I could go back and smack myself around a little. >>




calm down kinkster 😉
 
Whenever my mom said, "I don't have a tree that grows money", i thought there were actual trees in far off places that could grow money.😕

My mom is such a liar, she had one growing in her closet the whole time.
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peace
sean
 
I thought I was the only "real" person in the world...and that everyone else had to be somewhat fake or not like me as I couldn't imagine not being me.

I guess I thought it was Truman show without people caring lol.

I was about 5 or 6.
 
I thought a blue whale's eyeball was as big as our school gym. (They're big, but not that big).

I thought sex only invovled getting naked and kissing (but didnt'we all as kids?)
 
I thought sex only invovled getting naked and kissing (but didnt'we all as kids?)

if you think that's bad.... i thought getting pregnant involved drinking a cup of a guy's piss. :Q
 


<< I thought sex only invovled getting naked and kissing (but didnt'we all as kids?)

if you think that's bad.... i thought getting pregnant involved drinking a cup of a guy's piss. :Q >>


:Q😕:Q
 


<< if you think that's bad.... i thought getting pregnant involved drinking a cup of a guy's piss. :Q >>



OMG!!! OH NO! AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! NOOOOOO!O!OO!O!!!!

I thought milk was cow piss. 😱
 


<< I thought sex only invovled getting naked and kissing (but didnt'we all as kids?) >>


Me too, when my friend said what happens during sex, I was all, you put that in there?!? I was mystified for the rest of the day 😀
-- mrcodedude
 
I was convinced that turning off the television during a show would pause it indefinitely until the television was turned back on, so that I could finish watching it(pre-VCR times). 🙂
 
I thought that banks were places that had a huge bowl of money right inside the lobby, and people would go there and only take what they needed when they needed it. 😱

Also, I thought earthquakes were caused by meteors hitting the earth, but that misconception was quickly dispelled by my parents.
 
I used to think that all of my stuffed animals were real and i use to talk to them.......eh but didn't we all......i hope.
 
I remember some kid telling me that if I pee on moss, something would happen (I forget what he said the reward was). But anyways, I tried it, and nothing happened. The only thing that happened was a car full of girls drove by while I had my weiner sticking out while I was peeing on a tree /w moss, and they laughed at me 😀
 


<< I thought sex only invovled getting naked and kissing (but didnt'we all as kids?)

if you think that's bad.... i thought getting pregnant involved drinking a cup of a guy's piss. :Q >>




ROFLPIMP :Q
 
I was a sucker for commercials. I remember one Pops cereal commercial where they flick the 'o' and the cereal explodes out of the box. Me and my sister spent one morning flicking the box. Also I vaguely recall this Stride Rite commercial where they marketed different shoes with special abilities, like being able to jump super high or walk on walls. I really thought I could do those things, and asked my mom to buy me a pair.

Some of the things I believed about sex are too embarrassing to mention 😱
 
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