so..umm..I've lost feeling in a certain protrusion...

Goosemaster

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no this is not what you think it is.

I was plauying soccer for a lengthy period of time today, and my right tow has gone limp. I can feel it perfectly and can push down, but I cannot move it towards me at all.

I've had this happen before after extended paly, but it has been a while since I have played soccer so I don;t remember what I used to do....time?


thanks
 

KLin

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there's only one way to fix it. Take a hacksaw, and cut both your feet off. problem solved :thumbsup:
 

Avalon

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Originally posted by: KLin
there's only one way to fix it. Take a hacksaw, and cut both your feet off. problem solved :thumbsup:

I was thinking the same exact thing, but you posted first. We're mean :p
 

Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: KLin
there's only one way to fix it. Take a hacksaw, and cut both your feet off. problem solved :thumbsup:

Should I also buy some neoosporin to put on it?:D
 

Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: Avalon
Originally posted by: KLin
there's only one way to fix it. Take a hacksaw, and cut both your feet off. problem solved :thumbsup:

I was thinking the same exact thing, but you posted first. We're mean :p

wow, nice grammar you insensitive bastard:p
 

KLin

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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: KLin
there's only one way to fix it. Take a hacksaw, and cut both your feet off. problem solved :thumbsup:

Should I also buy some neoosporin to put on it?:D

nah, just a fifth of Jack Daniels should be good enough for anesthesia. I'll mail you an invoice.
 

Avalon

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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: Avalon
Originally posted by: KLin
there's only one way to fix it. Take a hacksaw, and cut both your feet off. problem solved :thumbsup:

I was thinking the same exact thing, but you posted first. We're mean :p

wow, nice grammar you insensitive bastard:p

:D

Honestly, not sure what's wrong with your toe. If it were carpal tunnel, I'd say stop playing soccer for a bit. Although, I can't remember the last time I heard of carpal striking one's toe after playing a single game of soccer, so I don't know. Maybe your best bet IS to hack it off :p
 

jagec

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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: KLin
there's only one way to fix it. Take a hacksaw, and cut both your feet off. problem solved :thumbsup:

Should I also buy some neoosporin to put on it?:D

Save money, use rock salt instead.

If it doesn't hurt, don't worry about it, just rest well and it should go back to normal. If it doesn't, see a doctor.
 

Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: KLin
there's only one way to fix it. Take a hacksaw, and cut both your feet off. problem solved :thumbsup:

Should I also buy some neoosporin to put on it?:D

Save money, use rock salt instead.

If it doesn't hurt, don't worry about it, just rest well and it should go back to normal. If it doesn't, see a doctor.

:thumbsup: