GasX
Lifer
Three ATOTers were traveling in Latin America: HomebrewerDude, Iamwiz82 and Eli. They all found themselves in a bar in a small Latin American country which was ruled by a strict dictator. As luck would have it, they got into an argument and a bar fight soon started. The local military police arrived and arrested them.
At their trial before a tribunal, they learned their luck was even worse than they had thought. The bar was owned by the brother of the dictator. The three of them were promptly sentenced to five years in solitary confinement.
Before they were taken away to prison, the judge said, "You are foreigners to our country. I will grant you each one favor. You may choose one item to help you pass the time in our prison. What do you wish for?"
The HomeBrewerDude asked for a five years supply of his home made beer. Iamwiz82 asked for a five year supply of his home made wine. Eli requested a five year supply of some homegrown bud. The judge granted all three requests. The three were led off to prison and thrown into individual cells down in the dark, damp basement of the prison.
Five years later they were let out one by one. First HomeBrewerDude was released. He staggered out, drunk, barely able to stand, burped loudly and quickly stumbled out of the prison without saying a word. Iamwiz82 was released next. He staggered out, rather drunk himself, hiccuped and walked out into freedom. Eli was released last. He stepped out into freedom looking a little crazy and screamed, "FOR GOD SAKES, DOES ANYONE HAVE A %&$*&@# MATCH?"
At their trial before a tribunal, they learned their luck was even worse than they had thought. The bar was owned by the brother of the dictator. The three of them were promptly sentenced to five years in solitary confinement.
Before they were taken away to prison, the judge said, "You are foreigners to our country. I will grant you each one favor. You may choose one item to help you pass the time in our prison. What do you wish for?"
The HomeBrewerDude asked for a five years supply of his home made beer. Iamwiz82 asked for a five year supply of his home made wine. Eli requested a five year supply of some homegrown bud. The judge granted all three requests. The three were led off to prison and thrown into individual cells down in the dark, damp basement of the prison.
Five years later they were let out one by one. First HomeBrewerDude was released. He staggered out, drunk, barely able to stand, burped loudly and quickly stumbled out of the prison without saying a word. Iamwiz82 was released next. He staggered out, rather drunk himself, hiccuped and walked out into freedom. Eli was released last. He stepped out into freedom looking a little crazy and screamed, "FOR GOD SAKES, DOES ANYONE HAVE A %&$*&@# MATCH?"
