So this is why all the girls at my school looks so hot!

Electric Amish

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How unnerving would it be if you were into it hot and heavy with a girl, kinda suckin the nips and such and one pops off!

AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!


LOL!! :D

That'd scar me for life!

amish
 

thelanx

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cool...
but yeah, they're awesome up to the point when you find out they're fake. Then..
 

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Are these things worn under the bra? I can just imagine one of these things slipping out of place and pointing twords the girls armpit :D
 

Locutus of Board

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All my ex girlfriends were way before them. Tissues and thumbtacks.

BTW, is this giving you any ideas about stuffing socks in your trousers? :p
 

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"BTW, is this giving you any ideas about stuffing socks in your trousers? "

Socks? I've got that 13" kielbasa sitting in cupboard that I've been trying find a use for :p
 

Locutus of Board

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The problem with that vi is that you are letting her in for a real letdown when you get down and dirty.

Anyway, the girl that would want the footlong is not the one to take home to momma. :p
 

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<< So this is why all the girls at my school looks so hot! >>



uh, kinda look COLD to me ;-)
 

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The problem with that vi is that you are letting her in for a real letdown when you get down and dirty.

I know, I just haven't got that seasoning down right ;) :D
 

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<< can just imagine one of these things slipping out of place and pointing twords the girls armpit >>

LMAO :D :D :D

Damn, may I never encounter one of those...

AoD ;)
 

zippy

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Uh-oh, I have a feeling that a lot of transexual hoes will buy these. :Q

Watch out Alf, your next date may actually be with a man! :Q Kinda like your last date I guess...and the one before that...

;)
 

MustangSVT

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ever seen real nipps lookin like that? i COULD NOT TAKE MY EYES OFF OF EM!!!! hmmm, wonder if she was using this product..
 

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lol, zippy, actually, i'm not hooking up till college, just 2 more years. ;) The girl i'm looking for is one that isn't fake, one that doesn't use makeup, its just a mask they're hiding behind.
 

zippy

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Wait...you aren't hooking up with a transexual hoe until college or hooking up in general?

:confused::disgust:
 

Yeeny

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Uh-oh, I have a feeling that a lot of transexual hoes will buy these


Hey, us transexual hoes need love too! :eek: :p

Actually though, I need these. The next time my hubby thinks he is cute sticking his face there and going ppppffffttttt I can literally poke his eyes out! :D