So THIS is how Blonde's get that "image"

Brutuskend

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I pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Retriever had fresh air.

She was stretched out on the back seat, and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay! Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car, perhaps noting that I am a blonde (?), gave me a strange look and said, "Why don't you just put it in park?"
 

Zee

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Nov 27, 1999
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Had to read that second sentence twice for some reason. 8/10