So this guy's going to hell?

[d1abolic]

LMFAO this is hilarious. A Taliban prisoner blew himself up with a grenade, and instead of killing any Alliance troops like he intended, killed two other Taliban troops. So, according to their interpretation of Islam, if someone commits suicide but kills the enemy in the process, they go to heaven? Well this guy committed suicide AND killed two "holy warriors" without killing any enemies. LOL tough luck!

 

[notfred]

So, does he go to heaven, or not?

 

[somethingwitty]

yep, going to hell, where he will be met by 70 Janet Reno's

 

[notfred]

<< yep, going to hell, where he will be met by 70 Janet Reno's >>



Isn't Janet Reno a virgin?

 

[TallBill]

god, i hope so

 

[d1abolic]

Well i'm sure he would go to hell if it existed. But i can tell you one thing for sure: he isn't going to heaven

 

[TallBill]

lol, btw.. my "god i hope so was directed at the janet reno comment.. i couldnt give a rats ass whether or not he goes to heaven, hell, or in a big pile of dirt..

 

[silverpig]

I'm sure their interpretation includes a "nice effort" clause, where even if you suck at being a holy warrior you can still get into heaven on a suicide run if you tried honestly.

 

[d1abolic]

LMFAO, Silver!

September 11, 2001. 11:36AM. Heaven Gates.

"But i did my best, i swear dude! So i crashed the plane in Pennsylvania instead of Washington, big deal! I HAD to have that one last jerk! Osama looked so good on that picture, i couldn't help it! Come on dude! Look, it says right here.. see.. here... "regardless of how hard you suck at it" "

 

[Shermanator]

heh, an interesting predicament.

 

[Elledan]

<< LMFAO this is hilarious. A Taliban prisoner blew himself up with a grenade, and instead of killing any Alliance troops like he intended, killed two other Taliban troops. So, according to their interpretation of Islam, if someone commits suicide but kills the enemy in the process, they go to heaven? Well this guy committed suicide AND killed two "holy warriors" without killing any enemies. LOL tough luck! >>


One word: superstition.

 

[miken]

God terrorists can be stupid...

among other things..

 

[xilluzionx]

HAHAHA thats mad funny what a moron

 

[Perknose]

Maybe he'll go to Purgatory, where a bunch of my dead Irish Catholic cousins will continually beat the sh@t out of him, day after day after day after day after day. They never, ever got tired of fighting.

 

[RJ45]

<< I'm sure their interpretation includes a "nice effort" clause, where even if you suck at being a holy warrior you can still get into heaven on a suicide run if you tried honestly. >>



Hilarious!!