So this guy comes in to pickup his laptop......

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Setup: Young dude dropped off this POS P3 laptop he bought from a pawn shop because his word documents wouldn't open. In the course of working on his machine I noticed there was a blank CD in the drive and took it out to do my work.

When he picked it up I handed it back to him and he said "What's this?".

Me: "It was in the laptop when you brought it in."

Him: "I don't know what that is. I don't think it's mine."

Me: "Well, lets put it in and see." (his laptop was still powered on)

A Beyonce song launched and I said....

"Oh snap, it's a mixed music CD!"

He looked perplexed, but thanked me anyway.

Too bad no one ws there to get the joke.
 

newb111

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Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Originally posted by: pontifex
i get the joke and its not funny, sorry.



Sheesh....tough crowd.

Should I start some racist Kramer style jokes?

Give it a shot and we'll let you know if it's funnier.
 

broon

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Originally posted by: pontifex
i get the joke and its not funny, sorry.

It took me a minute to remember where it came from. Still not funny.
 

jpeyton

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Your job must suck.
 
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Originally posted by: newb111
Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Originally posted by: pontifex
i get the joke and its not funny, sorry.



Sheesh....tough crowd.

Should I start some racist Kramer style jokes?

Give it a shot and we'll let you know if it's funnier.


Not gonna go there man......sorry. I'l just have to live with the shame of my original joke.
 

dman

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What was the problem with word docs?

How much did he spend getting his pawn-shop laptop fixed?

Not that it matters, just curious.
 
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For those who don't get it... the college student who turned in a pron cd for his assignment instead of the real deal emailed his professor saying "Oh snap, it's a mixed music CD" or something along those lines.
 

jman19

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Originally posted by: DLeRium
For those who don't get it... the college student who turned in a pron cd for his assignment instead of the real deal emailed his professor saying "Oh snap, it's a mixed music CD" or something along those lines.

Someone already said this Einstein :roll: