So this dude and chic off the street...

[tfinch2]

T-shirt and jeans for both, they are advertising their new massage business. I walked into the lobby area as soon as the receptionist told them to leave. They were offering a free 5 minute massage for anyone in the office. The girl wasn't half bad looking either. WTF

 

[zanieladie]

Weird.

 

[Ryan]

Was the guy offering massages?

 

[yowolabi]

Short story. I was expecting a happier ending

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

did you ask if the happy endings were free too?

 

[djheater]

Office massages are not THAT uncommon. My company has a lady come to the tier one support helpdesk once a month or so and give 20 minute massages to any one who signs up.

they were probably trying to get into the same kind of thing.

 

[gigapet]

u want frip?

 

[kranky]

A few years ago some lady walked into my office and handed me a flyer for some type of cookware and attempted to talk me into buying it. Apparently she had already visited a dozen or so other people but no one had thought to have her escorted out. That was weird.

 

[fbrdphreak]

Girl + supply closet + "Happy Ending" FTW

 

[Compton]

Here's a lil gangsta, short in size
A t-shirt and levi's is his only disguise

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: yowolabi
Short story. I was expecting a happier ending

In 5 minutes? Only if your sole contact with a real woman has been through a monitor.

 

[MisterJackson]

Google has a professional massuse on their campus

 

[Zach]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Google has a professional massuse on their campus

Intel and HP do too.