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Yes kids. It's that time of the month, again (ladies, Donald made me say that).
Time of the month once again for that never ending tv reality show saga, WHO WANTS TO BE A PRESIDENT?
Donald is sharpening up his sneer.
Rand Paul will jell-0 up his, his, his, well whatever the hell Randy calls the thing on his head.
Carly once again to convince how being a three time loser is somehow a plus.
Christie to convince voters that his fat butt could actually fit in the Oval Office recliner.
Old uncle Ben scaring people into supporting him, or he'll mess with your brain. No really, he'll physically remove your brain.
And Ted Cruz, that an Evangelical Christian can actually come from Canada.
As if Ted would have a clue what an evangelical christian even looks like.
And last but not least. Ok... you caughg me. Last as well as least. Poor old shabby predictable Jeb Bush.
Jeb will be on stage as well. Holding his can of pencils, hoping someone, anyone, will buy just one.
Advice for Jeb, you might want to add a white cane and an old scruffy dog to your act.
That might do it... might. Just might.
So kids, here we go again. No avoiding it. Put out the cat and send the kids off to bed.
The returning performances from that we'll known realty tv show cast, WHO WANTS TO BE A PRESIDENT?
And the media?
They will have their usual guest appearance as well, to convince us that anyone really gives a crap.
Consider this the official thread for tomorrow nights republican de... de... de... de-thing?
Ps. Never say you haven't been warned.
......
Time of the month once again for that never ending tv reality show saga, WHO WANTS TO BE A PRESIDENT?
Donald is sharpening up his sneer.
Rand Paul will jell-0 up his, his, his, well whatever the hell Randy calls the thing on his head.
Carly once again to convince how being a three time loser is somehow a plus.
Christie to convince voters that his fat butt could actually fit in the Oval Office recliner.
Old uncle Ben scaring people into supporting him, or he'll mess with your brain. No really, he'll physically remove your brain.
And Ted Cruz, that an Evangelical Christian can actually come from Canada.
As if Ted would have a clue what an evangelical christian even looks like.
And last but not least. Ok... you caughg me. Last as well as least. Poor old shabby predictable Jeb Bush.
Jeb will be on stage as well. Holding his can of pencils, hoping someone, anyone, will buy just one.
Advice for Jeb, you might want to add a white cane and an old scruffy dog to your act.
That might do it... might. Just might.
So kids, here we go again. No avoiding it. Put out the cat and send the kids off to bed.
The returning performances from that we'll known realty tv show cast, WHO WANTS TO BE A PRESIDENT?
And the media?
They will have their usual guest appearance as well, to convince us that anyone really gives a crap.
Consider this the official thread for tomorrow nights republican de... de... de... de-thing?
Ps. Never say you haven't been warned.
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