So there were these two Mexican hobos...

[Eeezee]

There were two mexican hobos, one lived in a back alley in Compton wearing tattered clothes, the other lived in a back alley in Beverley Hills and wore an Armani suit.

One day they met and the 1st hobo asked, "How can you afford all that you do?" The 2nd hobo said that it was all a matter of the sign you used. The first hobo's sign said, "Need money to feed wife and kids." The 2nd hobo's sign said, "Need $10 to get back to Mexico."

 

[IAteYourMother]

neither tasteless nor funny.

 

[Canai]

Heh.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

The corner of my mouth twitched slightly

 

[WraithETC]

There were two ATOT members right? One was on fire and had his legs torn off and the other was riding a segway.

The first asked the second, "How come you have money to waste on stupid sh**?" The second replied "Depends on what sign you have."

The first had a sign that said "I need $10 to save a puppy from falling down a cliff." The second sign said "Hi I'm eezee and I need $10 to kill myself and put it on youporn under gore fetish."

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: WraithETC
There were two ATOT members right? One was on fire and had his legs torn off and the other was riding a segway.

The first asked the second, "How come you have money to waste on stupid sh**?" The second replied "Depends on what sign you have."

The first had a sign that said "I need $10 to save a puppy from falling down a cliff." The second sign said "Hi I'm eezee and I need $10 to kill myself and put it on youporn under gore fetish."

404 funny not found.

 

[Eeezee]

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: WraithETC
There were two ATOT members right? One was on fire and had his legs torn off and the other was riding a segway.

The first asked the second, "How come you have money to waste on stupid sh**?" The second replied "Depends on what sign you have."

The first had a sign that said "I need $10 to save a puppy from falling down a cliff." The second sign said "Hi I'm eezee and I need $10 to kill myself and put it on youporn under gore fetish."

404 funny not found.

 

[dighn]

thread failure

 

[mugs]

Not entirely unfunny.

 

[herm0016]

i almost loled.

 

[paulney]

Ha...

 

[thecoolnessrune]

Quick somebody do something! This thread is sinking really fast!

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: dighn
thread failure

this was hilarious :laugh:

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: thecoolnessrune
Quick somebody do something! This thread is sinking really fast!

Ask and ye shall receive

 

[theprodigalrebel]

I laughed. But thread needs moar cowbell.

 

[UncleWai]

10/10

 

[Xylitol]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
neither tasteless nor funny.

i thought it was tasteful and funny

 

[Xylitol]

What do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball with against each other?
































Juan on Juan

 

[RESmonkey]

Made me smile.

 

[Inspector Jihad]

i liked it...

 

[daveymark]

what do you call a mexican with no arms?

trustworthy :evil:

 

[tyler811]

:thumbsdown: