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So there were these 2 lesbians on my bus today....

Iron Woode

Iron Woode

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and they sat right behind me. They are both in their early twenties. One is black and weighs about 300 lbs and is ugly and obnoxious. The other is white and thin but not attractive. They were having a rather loud argument about guys.

Here is an excerpt:

Black girl: "Any guy friend I have always comes on to my girlfriend."
White girl: "That's my biggest fear. That some guy will come on to me."

:roll:

They went on like that for 10 mins straight. I seriously felt like telling them to STFU.

The white girl should be impressed if some guy came on to her. She is homely as hell and I am sure there is not enough booze in a bar to make her look attractive.

As for her friend, yuck. Any guy that finds her attractive is in need of some serious therapy. Loud, obnoxious and stupid is no way to go through life.

The worst part is that I just found out they live in my building.

I sure am glad I am moving. :thumbsup:

 
Just start mooing. Quietly at first, but up the volume.

Better effect when you get a few people spread throughout the bus to catch on and join in. 😀

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Just start mooing. Quietly at first, but up the volume.

Better effect when you get a few people spread throughout the bus to catch on and join in. 😀

- M4H
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Wow, imagining that alone is hilarious!
 
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: CraigRT
LOL dude you suck!
where is your car? why on a bus?
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its cheaper than driving to work and paying for parking.
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fair enough!
I thought about that, in my case though, the bus takes way too long, and I only pay $30 a month for a spot right at the back door of the building. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: CraigRT
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: CraigRT
LOL dude you suck!
where is your car? why on a bus?
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its cheaper than driving to work and paying for parking.
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fair enough!
I thought about that, in my case though, the bus takes way too long, and I only pay $30 a month for a spot right at the back door of the building. 🙂
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I wish I had that luxury. 🙁


 
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: CraigRT
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: CraigRT
LOL dude you suck!
where is your car? why on a bus?
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its cheaper than driving to work and paying for parking.
Click to expand...

fair enough!
I thought about that, in my case though, the bus takes way too long, and I only pay $30 a month for a spot right at the back door of the building. 🙂
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I wish I had that luxury. 🙁
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I guess I am lucky! 😛
oh well not planning on stay at this place any longer than I have to, so we'll see what happens next!

 
Originally posted by: Electric Amish
I wish that was the worst part of my life. :roll:
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I never said it was the worst part of my life.

The worst part would be an exGF comming back and telling me I owe 15 years of child support. This actually happened to my friend just before he was about to get married.
 
I got upgraded on a flight to the US a few years ago. Thought "Hey, I've got a snazzy seat!" etc. Two women took the remaining seats alongside and we took off. The one next to me couldn't work out how to get her TV flipped up and out of the seat so I did it for her. She said thanks, but after that it was like someone had opened the freezer for the next 9 hours. They were cuddling up to each other and I didn't care, they could do whatever they like, I'm busy watching the TV. But the one with the TV issues was definitely not comfortable, the few times I took a look around the plane, I caught her giving me major evils out of the corner of my eye. WTF? 😕
 
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: Electric Amish
I wish that was the worst part of my life. :roll:
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I never said it was the worst part of my life.

The worst part would be an exGF comming back and telling me I owe 15 years of child support. This actually happened to my friend just before he was about to get married.
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DOH!! That would suck!


Ausm
 
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