- Feb 25, 2004
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Ok, ok...so the Terminator and the Predator walk into a bar and reach the last stool at the same time. The Terminator says "My CPU is a neural net processor, a learning computer." and the predator says "Rwwwooow! Click-click-click What the hell are you?". So the bartender says "Maybe you boys better take it outside..."
So on the way outside, the predator pantses the terminator and pushes him down the front steps with his pants down around his ankles. The Terminator's shotgun goes flying out of his hands when he tries to grab the railing, and his sunglasses fall in a storm drain. He falls right on top of Michael J. Fox who happens to be walking by at the time and just totally crushes him to death because the Terminator has a hyper alloy combat chassis that is fully armored, very tough and also weighs a lot. Plus Michael J. Fox is a little dude.
Oh, and since the Terminator didn't bother to steal any underwear off the punk who's clothes he stole, his stuff is just hanging out there and its really cold. The Terminator says "I'm an obsolete model." Everyone out on the street just starts laughing at the Terminator. I mean they're really laughing at him big time.
So the Terminator pulls up his pants and goes "Fvck you asshole" to the predator, who's also laughing it up big time. And the Terminator just runs off, discraced. He's got to get out of there because he just killed Michael J. Fox and he's got a record you know?
The predator wins because he fought dirty, and because the predator doesn't wear pants which is the Terminators main weakness.
So on the way outside, the predator pantses the terminator and pushes him down the front steps with his pants down around his ankles. The Terminator's shotgun goes flying out of his hands when he tries to grab the railing, and his sunglasses fall in a storm drain. He falls right on top of Michael J. Fox who happens to be walking by at the time and just totally crushes him to death because the Terminator has a hyper alloy combat chassis that is fully armored, very tough and also weighs a lot. Plus Michael J. Fox is a little dude.
Oh, and since the Terminator didn't bother to steal any underwear off the punk who's clothes he stole, his stuff is just hanging out there and its really cold. The Terminator says "I'm an obsolete model." Everyone out on the street just starts laughing at the Terminator. I mean they're really laughing at him big time.
So the Terminator pulls up his pants and goes "Fvck you asshole" to the predator, who's also laughing it up big time. And the Terminator just runs off, discraced. He's got to get out of there because he just killed Michael J. Fox and he's got a record you know?
The predator wins because he fought dirty, and because the predator doesn't wear pants which is the Terminators main weakness.
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