So the dude equivalent of camel toe is called mammal toe?

[dennilfloss]

Hadn't heard that one before. Just saw it in a Youtube comment. Must be a pun on male ---> mammal.:hmm:

And (NSFW) for those who have no idea what I'm talking about, it's not just your standard unsightly bulge from jeans that are too tight or a badly positioned climbing harness (ref. The Wiserhood TV commercial) but, more specifically, this.

 

[Anubis]

moose knuckle

 

[dennilfloss]

moose knuckle

Think I've heard that one before. :biggrin: May even have used it but I don't remember. :hmm:

 

[Jeeebus]

Do you know how I know that you're gay?

 

[Rubycon]

I'm sure this is not a common nerd occurrence.

 

[KB]

moose knuckle

I thought that was camel toe for fat chicks.

 

[Anubis]

I thought that was camel toe for fat chicks.

its both apparently

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=moose-knuckle

 

[geno]

I've always called the male equivalent "smuggling grapes"

 

[Ninjahedge]

Soprano Pants.

 

[tboo]

 

[PsiStar]

Soprano Pants.

Cheap hotel pants ... no ball room.

 

[Rubycon]

I met a HVAC guy that had more than that. Found out he was full of it too! He stuffed aramaflex (that rubberized foam insulation they put over suction lines) in his pants! Funny guy! :biggrin:

 

[Ninjahedge]

Its kind of a Sticky Fingers situation.

Basically it is called "disgusting" and the only place that would be even partailly welcomed would be in a gay bar.