So That Explains It!

[Perknose]

A friend just sent me this by e-mail:

FOREGONE CONCLUSION:

(A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.

(B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer
fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

(C) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.

(D) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also
suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans

(E) Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English
that kills you.

 

[Czar]

hehehhe... I never thought I would say this to this post.. but .. repost

 

[TheVrolok]

heh.. logical enough.

 

[Geekbabe]

<< hehehhe... I never thought I would say this to this post.. but .. repost >>



Czar, be quiet this could mean Twinkies are safe to consume !




<--- lime jello is my only friend for the moment

 

[Spike]

lol, man, thats the advice I wanted to hear. Now I just need to find another language to speek...

 

[Red Dawn]

Che genere di manuree del cavallo &egrave; quello? Pensate che stia andando a beleive quello? Il pozzo pensa ancora.

 

[bigrash]

lol. I like that. That's funny and logical Now I gotta stop talking this language

 

[Perknose]

<<lime jello is my only friend for the moment.>>

Never in my life have I so wanted to be a quivering green gelatin product!

 

[Geekbabe]

<< <<lime jello is my only friend for the moment.>>

Never in my life have I <STRONG>so</STRONG> wanted to be a quivering green gelatin product! >>




obviously you didn't hear about the fate that befell the orange jello that I had for lunch!


haha, I prentended I was the Quake marine and beat it into submission with a spoon

 

[Perknose]

<<haha, I prentended I was the Quake marine and beat it into submission with a spoon>>

Baff, dressed up in some tight fitting fatigues, you could come over and use the kitchen implement of your choice on me! There's just something about a girl in uniform!!

 

[Red Dawn]

<< There's just something about a girl in uniform!! >>

And a guy with out of control hormones posting on the net.

 

[BettyBoop]

<<

<< There's just something about a girl in uniform!! >>

And a guy with out of control hormones posting on the net. >>


Sounds to me like Perknose has got 'em under control. In fact, I bet those microscopic testosteroonies are in a linear beam that's pointing at the ceiling right now.

 

[Geekbabe]

<< <<haha, I prentended I was the Quake marine and beat it into submission with a spoon>>

<STRONG>Baff</STRONG>, dressed up in some tight fitting fatigues, you could come over and use the kitchen implement of your choice on me! There's just something about a girl in uniform!! >>




Actually when the Bitchgoddess chooses to run with her clan you'll see the custom skin just long enough to get
distracted and then fragged into a million bits all over the arena !



The Rocket Launcher.. it ain't no Kitchen Aide !

 

[Lars]

hehe

 

[Perknose]

<<And a guy with out of control hormones posting on the net.>>

LOL, I'm just glad to participate in any rumor than so much as presupposes I have more than one hormone left, let alone any dim idea of what to actually do with it!

<<In fact, I bet those microscopic testosteroonies are in a linear beam that's pointing at the ceiling right now.>>

Testosteroonies! What a great name for a new, viagra laced breakfast cereal! So old folks can get their "minimum daily requirement"!

<<Actually when the <B>Bitchgoddess</B> chooses to run with her clan you'll see the custom skin just long enough to get distracted and then fragged into a million bits all over the arena !>>

Damn, I've got to remember to stay out of these heated, always controversial jello threads. :Q







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[Red Dawn]

<< LOL, I'm just glad to participate in any rumor than so much as presupposes I have more than one hormone left, let alone any dim idea of what to actually do with it! >>

What you don't know how to make a Hormone? Just put sand in her vaseline!! Snare hit!