so science says the blood of virgins keeps you immortal!!!

[zanejohnson]

told you fucks.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/05/04/us-science-young-blood-idUSKBN0DK0HW20140504

 

[IronWing]

A solution to the student loan crisis.

 

[Printer Bandit]

fuck twilight

 

[zanejohnson]

Back in the communist era, in Romania, it was rumored that Ceaușescu was doing blood transfusions with the blood of children to keep healthy (everybody was hoping he would die) Then, people dismissed it as anti communist propaganda. This makes me think about those rumors...

 

[HeXen]

I've been bathing in it for years, I thought it was common knowledge?

 

[zanejohnson]

I've been bathing in it for years, I thought it was common knowledge?

not for these uptight assholes.

 

[Ichinisan]

...just ask any > 1,000-year-old person you know and they'll confirm it's true.

 

[zanejohnson]

...just ask any > 1,000-year-old person you know and they'll confirm it's true.

im turning 4040 on the 6th 🙂

 

[Imp]

Damn. Selling blood here is illegal...

 

[HeXen]

im turning 4040 on the 6th 🙂

Damn old fuck, but congrats anyway.......old ass fucker

 

[SKORPI0]

I've been bathing in it for years, I thought it was common knowledge?

Doesn't work that way. You're supposed to have the "virgin" blood transfused. :hmm:

 

[zanejohnson]

Damn old fuck, but congrats anyway.......old ass fucker

thank you Sir 🙂

 

[HeXen]

Doesn't work that way. You're supposed to have the "virgin" blood transfused. :hmm:

oh, I see. Well that's ok, the leftover bodies have been put to good use anyway and I feel like a giddy 16 year old :sneaky:

 

[eits]

already knew this about a year ago. thank you, radiolab.

 

[BeeBoop]

Where do i get some young BLOOD?

 

[sandorski]

This would seem to indicate that the bodies ability to produce blood cells gets corrupted over time.

 

[zanejohnson]

oh, I see. Well that's ok, the leftover bodies have been put to good use anyway and I feel like a giddy 16 year old :sneaky:

yes, just yes.

 

[Jaskalas]

This would seem to indicate that the bodies ability to produce blood cells gets corrupted over time.

Everything in our bodies is slowly corrupted over time. Our cells are freaking fax machines. :\

 

[sandorski]

Everything in our bodies is slowly corrupted over time. Our cells are freaking fax machines. :\

True. However, if Young Blood does have all these benefits, it would seem that the condition of the Blood has a lot to do with it.

 

[SP33Demon]

Weird that nobody has ever tried this before.

 

[BeeBoop]

Weird that nobody has ever tried this before.

I know. Seems so obvious right? I'm curious to what extent does young blood reverse old age? Does it maybe even smooth out wrinkles?

 

[norseamd]

kim jon il?

was wondering why mubarak aged so quickly after being overthrown

 

[Markbnj]

The internet... give it a virgin and it wants to bleed her to gain immortal life.

 

[BeeBoop]

Ancient aliens had it right!

 

[Red Squirrel]

So if I take my own blood, freeze it, and then transfuse it back into me in 50 years, I will live longer? This sounds like a good experiment to try.

"Umm, why do you have blood in your freezer?"

"Oh, it's for an experiment, that will last 50 years, hey what's your blood type"